1 00:00:10,340 --> 00:00:15,440 Mosfilm 2 00:00:39,280 --> 00:00:43,000 Cine Concern "Mosfilm" Invest Media 3 00:00:45,920 --> 00:00:47,720 present 4 00:00:51,720 --> 00:00:56,000 a satirical comedy 5 00:01:09,280 --> 00:01:12,080 HORSE IN THE COAT! 6 00:01:15,760 --> 00:01:20,480 or DIM RELATIVES 7 00:01:36,520 --> 00:01:40,920 Alexander Peskov Yulia Yurchenko 8 00:01:53,480 --> 00:01:56,520 I now give the floor to the deputy of the city Duma 9 00:01:57,000 --> 00:01:59,760 Igor Podberezov, 10 00:02:00,720 --> 00:02:03,800 Anton Batyryov Evgeny Kosyrev 11 00:02:04,720 --> 00:02:06,600 - One, two,,, - It works, 12 00:02:08,320 --> 00:02:11,040 The cast: Nikolai Valuev, Sergei Badyuk, Vitaly Khaev, Pyotr Korolev 13 00:02:11,360 --> 00:02:16,240 Today we all rose to fight corruption! 14 00:02:19,040 --> 00:02:23,240 Olga Khokhlova, Natalya Batova Vladimir Figurovsky, Marina Barsukova Svetlana Josefiy 15 00:02:23,560 --> 00:02:26,960 In the renovated building of the Prosecutor's 16 00:02:27,920 --> 00:02:30,480 work will be brimming, 17 00:02:30,880 --> 00:02:33,160 And more lock-ups, so to say, 18 00:02:33,480 --> 00:02:35,960 Script by Vadim Novak, Grigory Fedorov Vladimir Vinogradov, Dmitry Makarov 19 00:02:36,280 --> 00:02:38,480 with real long terms! 20 00:02:38,800 --> 00:02:40,760 Music by Dmitry Polukhtin 21 00:02:41,080 --> 00:02:42,640 Hurrah, comrades! 22 00:02:55,840 --> 00:02:58,280 A good start! 23 00:02:58,600 --> 00:03:02,440 You'll be the first one, This way, please, 24 00:03:02,760 --> 00:03:05,080 - What? No! - This way, 25 00:03:05,400 --> 00:03:08,360 No, no! Help! 26 00:03:08,680 --> 00:03:10,720 Please don't! No! 27 00:03:11,960 --> 00:03:15,000 Photography by Vladimir Zvezdochkin Evgenia Pritchina 28 00:03:21,520 --> 00:03:24,920 You saw prosecutors in your dream again? 29 00:03:26,360 --> 00:03:27,760 Yes, It's a real nightmare! 30 00:03:29,080 --> 00:03:31,920 Produced by Vladimir Vinogradov Pavel Vinogradov, Andrei Koldomasov Maria Menshova 31 00:03:32,240 --> 00:03:34,200 At the longer the dream - the bigger this fright, 32 00:03:34,520 --> 00:03:36,200 Directed by Dmitry Makarov 33 00:03:36,520 --> 00:03:39,440 - You mean they grow in size? - No, they multiply! 34 00:03:40,600 --> 00:03:43,040 What erotic dreams! 35 00:03:45,200 --> 00:03:48,440 When you see them coming, 36 00:03:49,040 --> 00:03:50,960 it will be worse than any erratic dream! 37 00:03:51,760 --> 00:03:54,760 I hope they'll come in a car,,, 38 00:03:55,200 --> 00:03:57,560 - ,,, 'cause you're a deputy, - You fool, 39 00:03:57,880 --> 00:04:00,720 God forbid, Don't you jinx me, 40 00:04:27,080 --> 00:04:30,040 Darling - happy birthday! 41 00:04:34,200 --> 00:04:35,480 Thank you, 42 00:04:42,080 --> 00:04:43,920 Speaking about my birthday, 43 00:04:45,480 --> 00:04:47,120 At least today,,, 44 00:04:47,440 --> 00:04:51,080 ,,, you could move your brother away from the windows, 45 00:04:51,440 --> 00:04:53,880 No, Away from the windows, someone may ‘nail’ him, 46 00:04:54,200 --> 00:04:58,400 Oh he'll nail himself, Such is his ambition, 47 00:04:58,760 --> 00:05:00,960 A very talented boy, 48 00:05:02,320 --> 00:05:05,160 He promised me to, but didn't keep his word, 49 00:05:05,480 --> 00:05:06,760 Promised what? 50 00:05:09,000 --> 00:05:11,440 To nail his balls to the pavement,,, 51 00:05:12,320 --> 00:05:14,120 ,,, if I don't leave my post, 52 00:05:15,200 --> 00:05:16,480 Don't be angry at him, 53 00:05:16,800 --> 00:05:18,720 He has such a rich imagination, 54 00:05:19,040 --> 00:05:22,400 Oh yeah, a poor relative with rich imagination, 55 00:05:33,600 --> 00:05:36,200 Why are you so sour, Mikheich? 56 00:05:39,320 --> 00:05:41,200 - Hung over? - Don't piss me off, 57 00:05:42,320 --> 00:05:44,760 - I've a terrible headache, - It's amazing,,, 58 00:05:45,080 --> 00:05:47,280 ,,, that you drink so much with a job like this, 59 00:05:47,880 --> 00:05:49,280 What if traffic police stop you? 60 00:05:50,000 --> 00:05:51,840 They won't, I'm a driver for a deputy, 61 00:05:52,160 --> 00:05:53,680 And should your master notice? 62 00:05:54,520 --> 00:05:58,000 He won't, Or, if he does, Ira will cover up for me, 63 00:05:58,320 --> 00:06:02,680 So good to have such ‘Ir-relatives’, 64 00:06:04,360 --> 00:06:06,720 - Ira’s my relative, - Well, yes, 65 00:06:07,760 --> 00:06:10,280 Ira, what have you done? 66 00:06:11,040 --> 00:06:12,320 It’s Special Diamond! 67 00:06:13,160 --> 00:06:16,680 And so? I can’t drink some petty Courvoisier on your birthday, 68 00:06:17,000 --> 00:06:20,600 Are you serious? It’s not imported anymore, 69 00:06:21,040 --> 00:06:22,840 You know the cost of one bottle? 70 00:06:24,560 --> 00:06:25,880 So what? 71 00:06:26,560 --> 00:06:29,800 And here's to Igor for Ira,,, 72 00:06:31,360 --> 00:06:32,640 Oh, my darling,,, 73 00:06:33,040 --> 00:06:36,160 Now I gonna indulge my depu-tee, 74 00:06:37,400 --> 00:06:40,000 Don't you call it depu-tee! 75 00:06:40,320 --> 00:06:44,200 Now we'll, you know,,, And then - a banquet, 76 00:06:44,560 --> 00:06:47,240 Wait, A banquet? What banquet? 77 00:06:48,400 --> 00:06:50,680 Don't worry, everything will be very modest, 78 00:06:51,040 --> 00:06:52,320 Modest? 79 00:06:52,640 --> 00:06:54,920 Last time, I nearly had to step down 80 00:06:55,240 --> 00:06:56,760 because of your 'modest' banquet, 81 00:06:57,080 --> 00:06:59,280 This time, it'll be even more modest, 82 00:06:59,840 --> 00:07:02,080 - Only a close crowd, - Oh yeah, 83 00:07:03,240 --> 00:07:05,400 I can bear with my colleagues, 84 00:07:05,720 --> 00:07:07,000 but why should I bear with the drunken mugs 85 00:07:07,320 --> 00:07:09,320 of your relatives on my birthday? 86 00:07:12,640 --> 00:07:15,440 We'll mix them up with some bohemians, 87 00:07:16,680 --> 00:07:19,400 Say, with an erotic show 'Barabara Grandpas', 88 00:07:19,920 --> 00:07:22,080 I heard they are just something! 89 00:07:23,160 --> 00:07:25,600 Also - the small fireworks from Singapore, 90 00:07:26,760 --> 00:07:28,280 - Is that all? - Yes, 91 00:07:29,400 --> 00:07:32,440 No, My mom is coming, 92 00:07:34,160 --> 00:07:36,760 I agree to anything except your mom, 93 00:07:37,320 --> 00:07:39,280 Too late, She's on the way here, 94 00:07:40,160 --> 00:07:42,920 A banquet is a public event, ,,, 95 00:07:43,240 --> 00:07:45,320 ,,, and you as the future mayor maybe,,, 96 00:07:45,800 --> 00:07:47,760 ,,, should take part in it, 97 00:07:48,200 --> 00:07:51,400 Consider it your work, 98 00:07:53,880 --> 00:07:55,800 An unexpected New Year's surprise,,, 99 00:07:56,120 --> 00:07:58,400 ,,, happened to Platon Koroedov, ,,, 100 00:07:58,840 --> 00:08:02,320 ,,, Director of Improvement,,, 101 00:08:02,640 --> 00:08:04,160 ,,, at the Department of Development, 102 00:08:04,520 --> 00:08:06,040 A bribe of 400 thousand Euros in marked bills 103 00:08:06,360 --> 00:08:08,000 Wait, what the,,, 104 00:08:08,320 --> 00:08:10,640 ,,, and the compliment of handcuffs and police escort, 105 00:08:10,960 --> 00:08:13,200 Mister Koroedov was caught red-handed,,, 106 00:08:13,520 --> 00:08:17,720 ,,, by law-enforcing men in his own office, 107 00:08:18,040 --> 00:08:21,760 And now, instead of Christmas holidays on the Maldives, ,,, 108 00:08:22,080 --> 00:08:24,400 ,,, the dirty official is in for a trip,,, 109 00:08:24,720 --> 00:08:26,560 ,,, to the Non-Black Earth Belt, 110 00:08:26,880 --> 00:08:29,920 Non-Black Earth Belt? Is it some kind of a resort? 111 00:08:30,640 --> 00:08:32,800 I wanna go there! 112 00:08:33,440 --> 00:08:34,960 Oh, come on! 113 00:08:37,160 --> 00:08:40,400 If you’re so developed, why taking bribes in your own office? 114 00:08:53,720 --> 00:08:55,000 You dimwit, ,,, 115 00:08:56,640 --> 00:09:00,000 ,,, to whom did you give the briefcase instead of Koroedov? 116 00:09:00,560 --> 00:09:02,360 The restaurant 'Three Beers', 117 00:09:03,720 --> 00:09:06,400 'Three Bees', you idiot, 118 00:09:06,760 --> 00:09:09,240 Third table near the stage, a blue suit, 119 00:09:09,560 --> 00:09:12,640 - I came up and said: "It's for you", - And then? 120 00:09:13,800 --> 00:09:16,160 He looked into the briefcase and said: "Thanks", 121 00:09:17,120 --> 00:09:21,080 - I bet he said that, - And then I left, Why asking? 122 00:09:22,000 --> 00:09:24,320 You gave the briefcase to the wrong man, 123 00:09:27,800 --> 00:09:29,240 How you gonna return it? 124 00:09:30,760 --> 00:09:34,000 I'll annul him and take away the briefcase, 125 00:09:34,960 --> 00:09:36,720 - And if he's from the organs? - The more so, 126 00:09:37,240 --> 00:09:38,520 I'll,,, 127 00:09:40,280 --> 00:09:41,560 I'll,,, 128 00:09:42,720 --> 00:09:44,000 I'll,,, 129 00:09:47,000 --> 00:09:50,680 I admire your suicidal optimism, 130 00:09:51,440 --> 00:09:54,240 Though, this time your intellect of a caveman,,, 131 00:09:54,560 --> 00:09:56,320 ,,, did a good favor to us, 132 00:09:56,840 --> 00:09:58,120 What good favor? 133 00:09:58,440 --> 00:10:01,320 Our rivals brought this briefcase to Koroedov, ,,, 134 00:10:01,640 --> 00:10:03,200 ,,, right to his office, Understand? 135 00:10:05,360 --> 00:10:07,680 No, Uncle, I mean - Sir, 136 00:10:08,680 --> 00:10:10,040 Sir, eh, 137 00:10:10,560 --> 00:10:12,400 Tell them to bring my porridge, 138 00:10:12,720 --> 00:10:15,640 - Make sure it's warm, - Yes, Sir, 139 00:10:25,160 --> 00:10:27,200 Some relative, 140 00:10:32,400 --> 00:10:33,760 God forbid, 141 00:10:36,200 --> 00:10:37,480 Ten years in prison! 142 00:10:43,640 --> 00:10:46,520 Your old act again? 143 00:10:48,040 --> 00:10:51,440 Stop hugging this costume of a prisoner, 144 00:10:52,160 --> 00:10:54,520 Every time some of your acquaintances is arrested, 145 00:10:54,840 --> 00:10:56,720 you try it on, 146 00:10:57,040 --> 00:10:59,280 Is it some kind of ritual or what? 147 00:10:59,600 --> 00:11:02,000 You, fool! Ten years in prison! 148 00:11:02,360 --> 00:11:04,600 Koroedov will have to wear this 'couture' now, 149 00:11:04,920 --> 00:11:06,400 I wouldn’t like to find myself in his shoes, 150 00:11:10,160 --> 00:11:11,640 As you wish, 151 00:11:17,720 --> 00:11:20,640 Yeah, guys, The clouds are gathering, 152 00:11:23,560 --> 00:11:25,480 Yet another one of us,,, 153 00:11:50,040 --> 00:11:51,880 Don't overdo it, 154 00:11:55,920 --> 00:11:57,880 And you idling around again? 155 00:11:59,440 --> 00:12:01,800 'tis not my blame I was born strong, 156 00:12:02,240 --> 00:12:05,360 My sit-ups are ideal like reflexes, 157 00:12:06,320 --> 00:12:09,040 I sit down on the WC with my back straight, 158 00:12:09,760 --> 00:12:11,040 No wonder, 159 00:12:11,360 --> 00:12:13,720 120 kilograms of perfect conviction, 160 00:12:14,240 --> 00:12:15,880 But I stick to the principle: 161 00:12:16,200 --> 00:12:19,080 train twice, put on weight but once, 162 00:12:39,120 --> 00:12:41,640 The cook will come soon, time to eat something, 163 00:12:42,520 --> 00:12:43,960 Give me your hand, 164 00:12:45,880 --> 00:12:47,160 You jerk, 165 00:12:51,400 --> 00:12:55,240 Wojciechowski, a journalist shouldn't be so fat, 166 00:12:55,560 --> 00:12:59,680 I'm no fat - I'm respectable looking, Give me a hand, 167 00:13:00,080 --> 00:13:01,600 Don't be such a phrasemonger, 168 00:13:02,120 --> 00:13:04,920 It's you journalists who are phrasemongers, ,,, 169 00:13:05,240 --> 00:13:07,640 ,,, while we, artists of cinematography, work silently, 170 00:13:07,960 --> 00:13:11,840 By the way, I'm the winner of the Teffi Award,,, 171 00:13:12,320 --> 00:13:15,360 ,,, in documentaries nomination, 172 00:13:15,680 --> 00:13:16,960 Give me a hand, 173 00:13:17,880 --> 00:13:20,760 Give me a hand, Damn, 174 00:13:27,000 --> 00:13:29,120 On you fly,,, 175 00:13:31,160 --> 00:13:34,080 Stretch, Good, 176 00:13:35,560 --> 00:13:38,480 - Devil, - Not devil, but your mommy, 177 00:13:39,040 --> 00:13:41,000 Peter darling, I cooked your faves - ,,, 178 00:13:41,720 --> 00:13:43,600 ,,, pancakes with sour cream, 179 00:13:44,400 --> 00:13:46,000 Your old tricks again? 180 00:13:46,480 --> 00:13:48,840 Peeking at your neighbor? 181 00:13:49,200 --> 00:13:53,520 - But, Mom!,,, - Yes I am, Beware: ,,, 182 00:13:54,560 --> 00:13:58,440 ,,, her centauruses will and trample you with their hooves for this, 183 00:13:58,800 --> 00:14:00,680 - But, Mom!,,, - You like her? 184 00:14:01,560 --> 00:14:04,600 - Then go and take her! - But she is married, 185 00:14:05,880 --> 00:14:10,560 I don't care! I want to have grandchildren, 186 00:14:11,360 --> 00:14:13,840 - You will, - In my lifetime! 187 00:14:14,920 --> 00:14:16,560 I was doing the washing, 188 00:14:25,680 --> 00:14:28,400 Glafira! Didn't I forbid you to make photos, ,,, 189 00:14:28,720 --> 00:14:30,560 ,,, the more so selfies in my house, 190 00:14:31,360 --> 00:14:33,680 - Sorry, just one snapshot, - Whatever, 191 00:14:34,000 --> 00:14:35,640 Delete everything, 192 00:14:43,520 --> 00:14:45,680 Our mistress is so spiteful! 193 00:14:46,360 --> 00:14:48,360 How did she ever get married with such a character? 194 00:14:48,680 --> 00:14:50,040 It's a long story, you know, 195 00:14:50,760 --> 00:14:53,120 As a child, she knew she'd get married to a rich man, 196 00:14:53,440 --> 00:14:56,080 So, she studied auctions, exhibitions, ,,, 197 00:14:56,440 --> 00:15:00,480 ,,, elite resorts, yachts, golf, etc, 198 00:15:00,920 --> 00:15:03,600 She even took part in a beauty contest 199 00:15:04,280 --> 00:15:07,880 Miss Gas 13, 200 00:15:08,480 --> 00:15:11,000 Yeah, and then she chose a fashionable profession, 201 00:15:13,200 --> 00:15:15,480 - Of a greenkeeper, - It’s a marine profession? 202 00:15:15,800 --> 00:15:19,480 Greenkeepers watch over the grass lest someone steals it, 203 00:15:19,800 --> 00:15:22,120 She watched and watched,,, 204 00:15:22,440 --> 00:15:24,520 ,,, until she was hit into her head with a golf ball, 205 00:15:25,000 --> 00:15:27,560 They barely revived her, That's how she met him, 206 00:15:28,560 --> 00:15:30,840 You son of a pig! 207 00:15:31,160 --> 00:15:33,600 Pervert! Pork eating sausage! 208 00:15:33,920 --> 00:15:35,440 Scram, you little devil! 209 00:15:38,840 --> 00:15:41,520 What a beast! Petrovich, let's roast it! 210 00:15:43,520 --> 00:15:46,320 This piglet has really big balls, 211 00:15:46,920 --> 00:15:48,880 Once in the car, ,,, 212 00:15:49,400 --> 00:15:51,200 ,,, the mistress mentioned diamonds on the phone, 213 00:15:51,560 --> 00:15:55,480 She said she'd fill Gagha's heart with diamonds, 214 00:15:55,840 --> 00:15:57,720 And I heard they possess,,, 215 00:15:58,040 --> 00:16:01,560 ,,, ten millions worth of jewelry, Imagine that! 216 00:16:02,080 --> 00:16:05,520 You can buy heluva body builders on this money, 217 00:16:05,840 --> 00:16:08,880 You mean, they stick jewels into their pets asses,,, 218 00:16:09,200 --> 00:16:11,800 ,,, but they've no brains to raise our wages? 219 00:16:12,120 --> 00:16:14,880 - Right you are, - We’re satisfied with our wages, 220 00:16:15,200 --> 00:16:17,120 Enough, I proclaim your rally closed, 221 00:16:17,440 --> 00:16:20,040 Okay, Evdokia, you take away the coleslaw, 222 00:16:20,880 --> 00:16:22,200 I am Agnessa! 223 00:16:23,640 --> 00:16:26,400 Work with your sneakers, rottweilers, 224 00:16:28,040 --> 00:16:30,000 Irina Georgievna, sorry for interrupting, 225 00:16:30,360 --> 00:16:33,080 - But they've brought lobsters, - And so? 226 00:16:33,400 --> 00:16:35,880 With some claws missing, 227 00:16:39,040 --> 00:16:42,000 Let the supplier replace them with whole ones, 228 00:16:42,320 --> 00:16:44,200 I told them, but they said,,, 229 00:16:44,520 --> 00:16:47,960 ,,, they can't answer for the lobsters' antemortem injuries, 230 00:16:50,200 --> 00:16:51,800 Then tell them: ,,, 231 00:16:52,200 --> 00:16:54,720 ,,, should there be a single claw missing, ,,, 232 00:16:55,120 --> 00:16:57,280 ,,, tax agents will visit them tomorrow,,, 233 00:16:57,600 --> 00:17:01,240 ,,, and will protect the rights of one-clawed lobsters, 234 00:17:04,360 --> 00:17:07,160 Okay, lower it down! 235 00:17:10,400 --> 00:17:14,440 55 is the beginning of life! 236 00:17:19,360 --> 00:17:21,360 Vilen Kimovich, maybe I should,,, 237 00:17:21,760 --> 00:17:23,320 Higher, higher, 238 00:17:29,600 --> 00:17:31,320 You'll find the address of Podberezov,,, 239 00:17:32,720 --> 00:17:34,480 ,,, on the chair, 240 00:17:35,280 --> 00:17:38,120 - Repeat what I said, - Podberezov, I got you, 241 00:17:40,160 --> 00:17:41,480 You'll give him the briefcase and tell him: ,,, 242 00:17:41,800 --> 00:17:43,880 ,,, this is the documents from Vilen Kimovich, 243 00:17:45,600 --> 00:17:47,320 And remember, you dimwit: ,,, 244 00:17:47,720 --> 00:17:49,800 ,,, just another flaw - and you'll be fired, 245 00:17:51,200 --> 00:17:53,600 And I’ll make your portrait by memory, 246 00:17:54,040 --> 00:17:57,280 Don't worry, I won't let you down, you know, 247 00:17:57,680 --> 00:17:59,280 The point is that I know you very well, 248 00:18:01,600 --> 00:18:03,600 God forbid you screw it up, 249 00:18:04,320 --> 00:18:07,440 Then you'd better drown yourself, Go, 250 00:18:19,920 --> 00:18:21,200 Idiot, 251 00:18:22,640 --> 00:18:24,720 We’re leaving our country to idiots, 252 00:18:51,440 --> 00:18:52,720 Gosh,,, 253 00:19:04,560 --> 00:19:06,920 The jubilee? 254 00:19:09,840 --> 00:19:11,800 A present? A present,,, 255 00:19:12,920 --> 00:19:14,720 Right, a present, 256 00:19:15,360 --> 00:19:17,200 This here would do, 257 00:19:27,120 --> 00:19:28,840 Just the right thing, 258 00:19:29,680 --> 00:19:31,320 The husband will be pleased, 259 00:19:31,960 --> 00:19:35,480 and it'll be a good opportunity to meet his wife, 260 00:19:51,760 --> 00:19:53,040 Mommy,,, 261 00:19:53,680 --> 00:19:56,520 Howdy, my darling, 262 00:19:56,960 --> 00:20:00,240 See? A present for our birthday steed, 263 00:20:00,680 --> 00:20:02,720 Entirely handmade! 264 00:20:03,040 --> 00:20:04,320 What's this noise? 265 00:20:09,120 --> 00:20:12,400 My respects, Have you come for long? 266 00:20:12,720 --> 00:20:15,200 - And what is this? - Just look what I've brought! 267 00:20:15,640 --> 00:20:18,160 A handiwork! A rarity! 268 00:20:20,720 --> 00:20:22,960 'twas made by, you know,,, 269 00:20:23,280 --> 00:20:25,320 Tsera,,, Tsinandali! 270 00:20:25,760 --> 00:20:29,160 - No, Tse,,, - Tserikateli? 271 00:20:29,520 --> 00:20:32,400 Exactly! Tseranteli! 272 00:20:33,560 --> 00:20:36,280 Equestrian sport is only for the strongest ones! 273 00:20:37,360 --> 00:20:38,760 Our darling steed! 274 00:20:39,080 --> 00:20:42,120 Isn't two steeds too many for one house? 275 00:20:42,520 --> 00:20:44,080 Oh, come on, don’t develop a complex, 276 00:20:44,440 --> 00:20:46,520 Okay, guys, nice and easy, 277 00:20:47,080 --> 00:20:49,160 Take it into the house, 278 00:21:13,000 --> 00:21:14,960 Dear Irina, Allow me on this,,, 279 00:21:29,240 --> 00:21:30,520 Who? 280 00:21:31,960 --> 00:21:33,240 Your neighbor, 281 00:21:33,960 --> 00:21:35,760 Zuev, To Mr, Podberezov, 282 00:21:37,600 --> 00:21:39,760 With a present, 283 00:21:52,800 --> 00:21:54,600 Let's make a selfie, 284 00:21:58,560 --> 00:22:01,240 Now go to bed lest someone trample you, 285 00:22:01,720 --> 00:22:04,040 Okay, baby, 286 00:22:04,680 --> 00:22:05,960 Okay, 287 00:22:08,920 --> 00:22:10,200 This is stunning, 288 00:22:10,520 --> 00:22:13,040 Those lazybones, can't even answer the door, 289 00:22:16,440 --> 00:22:18,960 I'm, ehh, your neighbor, 290 00:22:19,840 --> 00:22:23,280 I want to congratulate your husband, 291 00:22:23,840 --> 00:22:27,160 I brought a present, 292 00:22:29,600 --> 00:22:31,800 - Pyotr Petrovich? - Yes, 293 00:22:32,120 --> 00:22:34,560 - You came to Igor Nikolaevich? - Yes, 294 00:22:35,000 --> 00:22:37,640 Well, not exactly, I mean,,, 295 00:22:42,400 --> 00:22:44,560 How beautiful, It's for me? 296 00:22:45,640 --> 00:22:46,920 - Yes, - Ira! 297 00:22:47,240 --> 00:22:48,520 'Happy life' 298 00:22:48,840 --> 00:22:50,640 - Who's there? - Our neighbor Zuev, 299 00:22:51,240 --> 00:22:53,880 - He came to see you, - What happened? 300 00:22:54,320 --> 00:22:56,120 Hi, Forgive me for gate-crashing, 301 00:22:56,760 --> 00:23:00,080 I came to congratulate you upon your jubilee, 302 00:23:00,440 --> 00:23:03,600 We live side by side but see so little of each other, 303 00:23:04,400 --> 00:23:07,240 So I thought I'd make the first step to our relations,,, 304 00:23:07,560 --> 00:23:09,040 ,,, of friendship, 305 00:23:09,440 --> 00:23:11,360 And, as a token of our friendship - ,,, 306 00:23:11,800 --> 00:23:14,080 ,,, this humble present, 307 00:23:14,680 --> 00:23:16,680 One moment, 308 00:23:22,400 --> 00:23:24,000 Be careful, 309 00:23:24,600 --> 00:23:25,960 Nice and easy, 310 00:23:28,440 --> 00:23:30,280 Careful, Move away, 311 00:23:33,040 --> 00:23:34,320 Voila! 312 00:23:44,240 --> 00:23:45,520 'Titanic'! 313 00:23:52,240 --> 00:23:53,600 Made from pure titanium! 314 00:23:56,480 --> 00:23:58,000 - It's for me? - Yes! 315 00:23:59,320 --> 00:24:01,680 It's an exclusive piece - very light,,, 316 00:24:02,200 --> 00:24:05,440 ,,, and covered with a 25 carat golden layer,,, 317 00:24:07,200 --> 00:24:10,280 - ,,, of 3 mm, - Wow! 318 00:24:12,080 --> 00:24:15,560 - Gorgeous! - Thank you, 319 00:24:15,880 --> 00:24:18,400 Happy birthday and Happy New Year! 320 00:24:20,320 --> 00:24:23,200 I wish you prosperity in your family and in your work, 321 00:24:23,560 --> 00:24:25,960 Thank you, Pyotr Petrovich,,, 322 00:24:26,560 --> 00:24:29,360 ,,, for coming and bringing this wonderful present, 323 00:24:30,080 --> 00:24:33,560 But, you see, the guests will be arriving soon,,, 324 00:24:33,880 --> 00:24:37,600 - Yes, - Yes? I'm sorry, 325 00:24:38,280 --> 00:24:42,640 - Of course, I,,, - Thank you, thank you very much, 326 00:24:49,440 --> 00:24:52,280 Who was this creature? 327 00:24:53,400 --> 00:24:54,680 Zuev, 328 00:24:56,440 --> 00:24:57,760 Our neighbor, 329 00:24:58,080 --> 00:25:01,760 The hereditary king of water closets and bathroom fixtures, 330 00:25:02,800 --> 00:25:05,600 He entertains a childish crush on me, 331 00:25:06,160 --> 00:25:07,880 Eyeing me all the time, 332 00:25:10,000 --> 00:25:12,160 I’ll take his eye then,,, 333 00:25:12,480 --> 00:25:15,200 ,,, and will stretch it upon that part of his body,,, 334 00:25:15,800 --> 00:25:17,240 ,,, with which he sits on the Titanic, 335 00:25:19,240 --> 00:25:21,880 Ira, I'm warning you, 336 00:25:23,160 --> 00:25:24,440 Igor!,,, 337 00:25:27,360 --> 00:25:29,080 Are you in your right mind? 338 00:25:30,160 --> 00:25:33,200 - I'm just warning you, - Warning? 339 00:25:44,760 --> 00:25:46,720 I knew it wouldn't work, 340 00:25:47,160 --> 00:25:49,200 What do I do now? 341 00:25:50,160 --> 00:25:53,360 I gave them the most expensive water closet! 342 00:25:58,240 --> 00:26:00,360 Holy cow, 343 00:26:05,720 --> 00:26:08,240 - Wherefrom? - A present to our master, 344 00:26:08,560 --> 00:26:09,840 He said to take it away, 345 00:26:10,440 --> 00:26:11,840 If I had such a present, 346 00:26:12,160 --> 00:26:14,520 I'd put it in the centre of my sitting room, 347 00:26:14,880 --> 00:26:17,360 Are you nuts or what? It's a water closet! 348 00:26:18,360 --> 00:26:19,840 So what? 349 00:26:20,240 --> 00:26:21,840 You can’t crap into such beauty, 350 00:26:22,160 --> 00:26:23,600 They say, if you sit on it for ten minutes, ,,, 351 00:26:23,920 --> 00:26:26,920 ,,, all your spinal problems will be gone, 352 00:26:27,480 --> 00:26:28,760 Also,,, 353 00:26:31,840 --> 00:26:33,120 You serious? 354 00:26:34,480 --> 00:26:36,200 - A miracle? - It's for real, 355 00:26:40,960 --> 00:26:43,360 Just the right thing for your straight back, 356 00:26:43,680 --> 00:26:44,960 Okay,,, 357 00:26:45,280 --> 00:26:48,200 Stop gazing at it like aborigines, 358 00:26:48,840 --> 00:26:51,200 Okay, let's take it down 359 00:26:51,920 --> 00:26:54,520 to the basement, away from the guests eyes, 360 00:26:54,920 --> 00:26:57,000 The local inhabitants are all jerks here, ,,, 361 00:26:57,560 --> 00:26:59,760 ,,, but the job itself is nice, 362 00:27:00,840 --> 00:27:02,600 - In what sense? - It's calm here, 363 00:27:03,040 --> 00:27:06,760 A lot of bonuses, And a lot of fresh air, 364 00:27:08,240 --> 00:27:10,320 - How nice, - Yeah, 365 00:27:11,080 --> 00:27:12,800 Just be more brazen, 366 00:27:13,120 --> 00:27:15,560 Like this: "What ye doing here?" 367 00:27:16,120 --> 00:27:17,440 - You got me? - Yeah, 368 00:27:18,480 --> 00:27:20,360 Good, Now remember: ,,, 369 00:27:20,800 --> 00:27:23,040 ,,, this house should be guarded with special zeal, 370 00:27:23,520 --> 00:27:26,200 - Why? - A big bug lives here, 371 00:27:26,520 --> 00:27:30,120 A deputy! So, it's an object of special importance, 372 00:27:30,600 --> 00:27:32,480 - Wow, - Wow it is, 373 00:27:36,320 --> 00:27:38,760 - And this guy? - He's from cottage 10, 374 00:27:39,120 --> 00:27:40,960 WC oligarch Zuev, 375 00:27:41,280 --> 00:27:42,560 What? 376 00:27:43,400 --> 00:27:47,280 The tsar of bathrooms and the ruler of plumbing, 377 00:27:48,000 --> 00:27:50,320 - Big man! - You, hillbilly, 378 00:27:52,880 --> 00:27:54,440 And who are these? 379 00:27:57,360 --> 00:28:00,520 I don't know them, Let’s check it out, 380 00:28:03,680 --> 00:28:04,960 Stick'em up! 381 00:28:10,400 --> 00:28:13,120 Stick'em up, I said, 382 00:28:16,560 --> 00:28:18,520 - Are they real cops? - I don't know, 383 00:28:18,840 --> 00:28:21,760 I dodged the army in a mental clinic and,,, 384 00:28:22,160 --> 00:28:24,880 - Then we shouldn’t take risks, - Right, 385 00:28:26,080 --> 00:28:28,960 I bet that one was thrown away from the army, 386 00:28:29,800 --> 00:28:33,800 I was thrown away, and he was invalided out of it, 387 00:28:35,320 --> 00:28:36,920 With a head injury, 388 00:28:40,080 --> 00:28:43,240 - Friends,,, - Yes, Young men, ,,, 389 00:28:44,800 --> 00:28:48,440 ,,, we were just watching the house of deputy Podberezov, 390 00:28:48,800 --> 00:28:51,360 - Nothing more, - I know - ,,, 391 00:28:52,200 --> 00:28:53,480 ,,, they are spies! 392 00:28:54,120 --> 00:28:57,200 They’ll see how Podberezov lives, ,,, 393 00:28:58,000 --> 00:29:02,560 ,,, then they’ll multiply it by how many deputies,,, 394 00:29:03,320 --> 00:29:06,360 ,,, and then they’ll divide it by how much their salary, 395 00:29:07,520 --> 00:29:09,880 Which will lead them to whereabouts of our airdromes, 396 00:29:10,680 --> 00:29:13,880 - How horrible! - How horrible! 397 00:29:14,200 --> 00:29:16,480 I see, Guys, we are not spies, 398 00:29:16,800 --> 00:29:18,640 - We are cinematographers, - Yep, 399 00:29:18,960 --> 00:29:21,720 Making a film for the deputy's birthday, 400 00:29:22,240 --> 00:29:24,080 It's a surprise, 401 00:29:24,760 --> 00:29:28,040 I've prepared a surprise for you, too, One mo,,, 402 00:29:29,440 --> 00:29:31,480 Okay, okay, I'll do it very slow, 403 00:29:32,040 --> 00:29:35,640 Real slow, Okay,,, Here you are, 404 00:29:36,400 --> 00:29:37,960 Look,,, It's a present 405 00:29:38,440 --> 00:29:42,560 - from Father the Frost, - No, 406 00:29:42,960 --> 00:29:46,160 - Five thousand,,, presents! - There are two of us, 407 00:29:47,200 --> 00:29:49,360 Okay, you'll go to the nearest food store, ,,, 408 00:29:50,000 --> 00:29:51,800 ,,, break up the money, ,,, 409 00:29:52,240 --> 00:29:55,160 ,,, and you'll have five hundred of ten rubles, 410 00:29:55,920 --> 00:29:59,040 Five hundred banknotes, 'Money, money, money,,,' 411 00:29:59,360 --> 00:30:01,320 Podberezov will give us more! 412 00:30:03,000 --> 00:30:04,800 Ten thousand presents! 413 00:30:05,440 --> 00:30:07,440 You rhinoceroses, 414 00:30:08,080 --> 00:30:10,120 Okay, take my ten thousand,,, 415 00:30:10,840 --> 00:30:13,360 ,,, earned in the sweat of my brow, Grab it, 416 00:30:14,360 --> 00:30:15,760 Don’t hand it to us, 417 00:30:17,040 --> 00:30:19,400 - Here! - Cover up for me, 418 00:30:25,240 --> 00:30:30,240 You took it? We didn't see each other, okay? 419 00:30:52,120 --> 00:30:56,120 In the sea there is a storm and a real hurricane 420 00:30:56,440 --> 00:31:00,200 All the boats and ships sink down to the bottom of the sea 421 00:31:00,880 --> 00:31:05,400 They sink down with their anchors, they sink down with their sails, 422 00:31:05,880 --> 00:31:09,280 Falling, falling on the bottom golden chests! 423 00:31:09,920 --> 00:31:12,880 Golden chests! 424 00:31:14,240 --> 00:31:17,920 Sunken ships are lying broken Golden chests are lying open 425 00:31:18,440 --> 00:31:22,080 Rubies, diamonds and jewels scatter, scatter all around 426 00:31:22,520 --> 00:31:26,440 If you want to be a rich man and enjoy your life, man 427 00:31:26,840 --> 00:31:31,120 Stay with us, and you'll be chosen our underwater king! 428 00:31:31,760 --> 00:31:33,400 Good afternoon? 429 00:31:36,960 --> 00:31:39,640 Which one of you is Igor Podberezov? 430 00:31:39,960 --> 00:31:42,760 Be sparing with the seconds of your life 431 00:31:44,760 --> 00:31:48,440 Someday, some day you will become aware: 432 00:31:50,080 --> 00:31:51,920 They whizz like bullets right near your head - 433 00:31:52,240 --> 00:31:53,800 Citizen Podberezov? 434 00:31:54,880 --> 00:31:57,160 - Supposedly I am, - Wonderful 435 00:31:57,640 --> 00:32:00,520 The moments, moments, moments of your life, 436 00:32:01,400 --> 00:32:02,880 I have an order,,, 437 00:32:05,400 --> 00:32:06,680 ,,, to take you,,, 438 00:32:09,400 --> 00:32:10,680 ,,, to the Prosecutor's, 439 00:32:11,680 --> 00:32:14,760 And sometimes it is hard to realize,,, 440 00:32:16,920 --> 00:32:20,920 Which is the first moment and which is the last,,, 441 00:32:22,520 --> 00:32:25,840 For every moment is so meaningful 442 00:32:28,000 --> 00:32:32,120 Its bells are ringing, ringing in your ears 443 00:32:33,840 --> 00:32:37,160 To some the moments only bring disgrace, 444 00:32:39,920 --> 00:32:43,400 Ignominy, to others - life eternal! 445 00:32:47,640 --> 00:32:51,480 Allow me to pack my things,,, 446 00:32:52,240 --> 00:32:53,520 ,,, and,,, 447 00:32:54,520 --> 00:32:57,320 ,,, say goodbye to my family, 448 00:32:58,080 --> 00:32:59,360 Very well, 449 00:33:03,000 --> 00:33:07,000 ,,,and when the moment comes at last - you'll know,,, 450 00:33:08,000 --> 00:33:10,320 - Oh, woe is me! - Stop it! 451 00:33:10,640 --> 00:33:12,400 Then as a gulp of water it will be for you, 452 00:33:14,880 --> 00:33:18,840 A gulp of water on a scorching day 453 00:33:20,920 --> 00:33:24,360 Be careful with every moment of your life - 454 00:33:26,440 --> 00:33:30,320 from the very first and to the very last 455 00:33:32,280 --> 00:33:35,720 Be sparing with the seconds of your life 456 00:33:38,200 --> 00:33:42,120 Someday, some day you will become aware: 457 00:33:42,440 --> 00:33:43,720 Take him away, 458 00:33:44,160 --> 00:33:47,560 They whizz like bullets right near your head - 459 00:33:49,880 --> 00:33:51,840 The moments, moments, moments of your life,,, 460 00:33:52,160 --> 00:33:54,320 Zosya, some coffee with cognac? 461 00:33:55,000 --> 00:33:56,280 Leave me alone, 462 00:33:56,920 --> 00:34:00,490 You know, I took part in the storming of the Parliament, 463 00:34:00,580 --> 00:34:03,280 I mean, I was covering the news, And, imagine, ,,, 464 00:34:03,680 --> 00:34:05,800 ,,, when we won, Yeltsin himself talked to me,,, 465 00:34:06,240 --> 00:34:11,240 ,,, in his special manner, He was like a Russian Wojciechowski, 466 00:34:11,600 --> 00:34:13,320 - Thunderbird! - What? 467 00:34:14,000 --> 00:34:15,280 Of the revolution, 468 00:34:15,840 --> 00:34:17,920 Why do you mock me? 469 00:34:18,240 --> 00:34:20,000 We could become friends, 470 00:34:20,320 --> 00:34:21,600 Look! 471 00:34:25,520 --> 00:34:27,000 Podberezov! 472 00:34:27,520 --> 00:34:30,320 My sensation! The star in complete shit! 473 00:34:30,640 --> 00:34:33,000 - Get the mike ready, - It's our sensation! 474 00:34:33,320 --> 00:34:36,400 Zosya, wait! I'm not so quick as you, 475 00:34:44,840 --> 00:34:46,960 Wait, I,,, 476 00:34:47,720 --> 00:34:49,480 I'll get in the car by myself, 477 00:35:02,640 --> 00:35:05,280 - Come on! - Get in, be quick, 478 00:35:06,000 --> 00:35:09,880 What are you incriminating to Mr, Podberezov? 479 00:35:10,800 --> 00:35:12,240 No comment, 480 00:35:12,600 --> 00:35:13,880 Right now,,, 481 00:35:14,200 --> 00:35:16,720 ,,, we are witnessing a sensation! 482 00:35:17,040 --> 00:35:18,320 A moment ago,,, 483 00:35:18,640 --> 00:35:22,800 ,,, deputy Podberezov was detained by the Investigation Committee, 484 00:35:23,120 --> 00:35:24,920 What makes it especially interesting, ,,, 485 00:35:25,240 --> 00:35:28,080 ,,, it all happened during Mr, Podberezov's birthday party, ,,, 486 00:35:28,400 --> 00:35:30,800 ,,, some days before the New Year, 487 00:35:31,240 --> 00:35:34,280 Heavy is the head left without a crown! 488 00:35:34,640 --> 00:35:37,160 Podberezov, a hitherto favourite of powers that be, 489 00:35:37,520 --> 00:35:41,200 has turned, in a wink of an eye, into a political nobody! 490 00:35:49,480 --> 00:35:53,080 We'd like to hear from a relative, or maybe he's a guest, ,,, 491 00:35:53,520 --> 00:35:56,080 ,,, what he thinks about what happened, 492 00:35:56,400 --> 00:35:58,080 Yes, I'm his relative, 493 00:35:58,480 --> 00:36:02,000 For many years I've been fighting under Podberezov's sway, ,,, 494 00:36:02,600 --> 00:36:05,600 ,,, in unbearable conditions of slavery, ,,, 495 00:36:07,160 --> 00:36:09,840 ,,, without freedom, suffering from corruption, 496 00:36:10,160 --> 00:36:12,600 I've been exposing rogue politicians, ,,, 497 00:36:12,920 --> 00:36:16,560 ,,, and now at last the titan Podberezov was defeated! 498 00:36:17,040 --> 00:36:19,440 Now at last I can breathe, you know, ,,, 499 00:36:19,840 --> 00:36:22,120 ,,, the exhilarating air of freedom! 500 00:36:24,400 --> 00:36:25,720 Thank you very much, 501 00:36:29,000 --> 00:36:31,000 It's a glorious day for me, ,,, 502 00:36:31,360 --> 00:36:33,120 ,,, and the tyrant Podberezov,,, 503 00:36:33,480 --> 00:36:35,800 ,,, should be duly punished, 504 00:36:36,280 --> 00:36:39,960 He should scrape snow on the Kola Peninsula,,, 505 00:36:40,280 --> 00:36:42,480 ,,, to the end of his days! 506 00:36:46,560 --> 00:36:47,840 Thank you very much, 507 00:36:49,560 --> 00:36:51,920 Thanks for the truth, bro, 508 00:37:42,160 --> 00:37:43,600 Yes, Vilen Kimovich? 509 00:37:44,040 --> 00:37:45,640 Did you fulfill your errand? 510 00:37:47,200 --> 00:37:49,120 Yes, I did everything as you told me, 511 00:37:53,200 --> 00:37:55,160 You, idiot, do you hear me? 512 00:37:57,000 --> 00:37:59,280 What did you say? The signal is not so good, 513 00:37:59,880 --> 00:38:02,760 Go to the Prosecutor's and find out what happened to Podberezov, 514 00:38:03,760 --> 00:38:06,320 And what happened? Oh, really? 515 00:38:07,240 --> 00:38:09,640 Very well, But how? 516 00:38:10,240 --> 00:38:12,960 Use your brains for a change, Just do something, 517 00:38:36,840 --> 00:38:40,760 Well, sis, The party is over, 518 00:38:43,280 --> 00:38:46,320 Your Podberezov ended in a bad way, 519 00:38:46,960 --> 00:38:49,600 Relax, sister, 520 00:38:51,080 --> 00:38:53,560 It's a long time before we’ll see him again, 521 00:38:54,120 --> 00:38:55,840 Off you go, bro, 522 00:38:57,160 --> 00:38:58,720 If we'll see him at all, 523 00:38:59,040 --> 00:39:01,800 He had the scope of a stateman, 524 00:39:02,360 --> 00:39:05,840 And took major bribes! 525 00:39:06,400 --> 00:39:09,760 He'll return an old man, 526 00:39:10,400 --> 00:39:13,160 They'll send him to dig,,, 527 00:39:13,480 --> 00:39:16,760 ,,, and carry uranium ore! 528 00:39:17,360 --> 00:39:19,440 Stop talking like an imbecile! 529 00:39:19,840 --> 00:39:21,200 What do you mean? 530 00:39:24,400 --> 00:39:26,480 Why imbecile? 531 00:39:27,920 --> 00:39:30,720 Sorry, sis, I'm just still under the impression,,, 532 00:39:31,200 --> 00:39:34,160 ,,, of an interview that I gave to the television, 533 00:39:34,800 --> 00:39:37,440 - What do we do now? - Well,,, 534 00:39:37,840 --> 00:39:40,080 What do we do? Life goes on, 535 00:39:41,400 --> 00:39:42,800 We'll live normally, 536 00:39:43,640 --> 00:39:47,080 What a huge pachette, 537 00:39:49,640 --> 00:39:53,320 Holy cow, a macho set! 538 00:39:54,240 --> 00:39:57,600 They took away your hubby, Do you have any wherewithal? 539 00:39:57,920 --> 00:40:00,400 - In what sense? - In the direct sense, 540 00:40:01,280 --> 00:40:04,840 Do you know what'll happen next? They'll frisk the house, ,,, 541 00:40:05,760 --> 00:40:09,320 ,,, they'll block his credit cards, arrest his deposits, 542 00:40:09,920 --> 00:40:13,600 You got my wind? Oh, jackety-jacket,,, 543 00:40:14,680 --> 00:40:19,640 And then they will arrest all the property - ,,, 544 00:40:20,400 --> 00:40:22,320 ,,, the house, the cars, Eh? 545 00:40:23,240 --> 00:40:27,240 - You, debile, - Why calling me a debile, dammit, 546 00:40:29,680 --> 00:40:31,640 What about these boxes? 547 00:40:32,880 --> 00:40:35,600 What will happen to me now? 548 00:40:36,160 --> 00:40:37,440 What will happen to you? 549 00:40:38,360 --> 00:40:41,360 You'll go back home to your Mudsville, 550 00:40:43,760 --> 00:40:46,360 - We'll go home together? - Not me! 551 00:40:47,000 --> 00:40:48,560 What will you live on? 552 00:40:48,880 --> 00:40:51,600 We are left without our only breadwinner, 553 00:40:53,280 --> 00:40:55,080 Dog my cats, 554 00:40:55,680 --> 00:40:58,000 It somehow missed my mind, 555 00:41:00,960 --> 00:41:02,600 Now listen to me, sis, 556 00:41:03,680 --> 00:41:07,200 We should palm it all off, see? 557 00:41:07,680 --> 00:41:08,960 - What? - What? - 558 00:41:09,280 --> 00:41:13,040 Podberezov will help you not! Use your brains! 559 00:41:13,600 --> 00:41:15,680 We should quickly sell everything, 560 00:41:16,480 --> 00:41:18,120 And withdraw all the money, 561 00:41:18,600 --> 00:41:22,600 Gimme all the cards with pin codes written on them, see? 562 00:41:23,680 --> 00:41:25,040 What are you sitting? 563 00:41:25,440 --> 00:41:29,720 You know what to do, Come on, dammit, 564 00:41:30,080 --> 00:41:33,760 What a frigging dumb sister that I have, 565 00:41:36,000 --> 00:41:38,200 I like this jackety-jacket, 566 00:41:41,680 --> 00:41:43,040 Excuse me, sir, 567 00:41:43,400 --> 00:41:46,760 You are going to take away my present, don't you, 568 00:41:47,080 --> 00:41:48,840 What do you mean? It’s my present - ,,, 569 00:41:49,160 --> 00:41:50,680 ,,, a big watch in a beautiful wrapping, 570 00:41:51,000 --> 00:41:53,760 Oh, really? Horsefeathers! 571 00:41:54,080 --> 00:41:59,400 I remember very well how you presented this cuckoo clock to him, 572 00:42:00,080 --> 00:42:02,000 The time of shell games is over long ago, 573 00:42:02,320 --> 00:42:06,200 You're not in the 1990ies, and I'm not 23, Give it to me! 574 00:42:06,520 --> 00:42:08,280 - Okay, okay, - My dear friends, ,,, 575 00:42:08,600 --> 00:42:11,520 - ,,, why taking away the presents? - I beg your pardon, Madame, 576 00:42:11,840 --> 00:42:14,600 They aren’t presents anymore but material evidence! 577 00:42:14,920 --> 00:42:17,680 I don't want to leave my fingerprints in this house, 578 00:42:18,000 --> 00:42:19,280 Nor do I, 579 00:42:21,560 --> 00:42:25,120 Don't you touch the presents! 580 00:42:26,480 --> 00:42:27,760 Freeze! 581 00:42:29,960 --> 00:42:32,400 Relax, fellas, Your fingers are all around the house, 582 00:42:32,960 --> 00:42:35,120 You'd better think how you'll get away from here, 583 00:42:35,440 --> 00:42:37,320 On every fence there's a journalist, 584 00:42:37,640 --> 00:42:39,440 You'll all get into the criminal news! 585 00:42:39,760 --> 00:42:42,480 Right, friends! We should think about our alibi! 586 00:42:42,840 --> 00:42:45,400 Why we are together here, We need an alibi, 587 00:42:46,080 --> 00:42:48,480 - Give me back the crown! - No way, 588 00:42:49,120 --> 00:42:52,480 Give me back the crown, I said! 589 00:42:54,800 --> 00:42:57,960 In a nutshell, we should sell it all quickly, for any money! 590 00:42:58,280 --> 00:43:01,200 The investigators will come, and you have nothing! 591 00:43:01,520 --> 00:43:03,720 Just sitting here in a bare room,,, 592 00:43:04,400 --> 00:43:06,080 ,,, with bare walls and so on, 593 00:43:06,400 --> 00:43:08,840 And you’ll wear mourning and all kind of that jazz, 594 00:43:09,160 --> 00:43:11,480 - Will it mean any harm for Igor? - On the contrary, 595 00:43:15,160 --> 00:43:19,240 Thus we, as his family, will do him a good favor, 596 00:43:20,160 --> 00:43:22,440 With no evidence, they’ll cut down his sentence, 597 00:43:22,920 --> 00:43:25,640 No nothing, No bribes that he took, eh, 598 00:43:26,040 --> 00:43:27,800 No breaking the law that he broke, 599 00:43:28,120 --> 00:43:30,560 Any precious things in the house? 600 00:43:31,000 --> 00:43:32,520 What did he love? 601 00:43:35,280 --> 00:43:36,720 He loved me!,,, 602 00:43:37,040 --> 00:43:39,360 Ira, they all loved you back in our hometown, 603 00:43:39,760 --> 00:43:44,120 Okay: the car, the wine collection,,, 604 00:43:44,640 --> 00:43:46,720 ,,, and the horse in the coat, our Mom's present, 605 00:43:47,720 --> 00:43:50,400 - Where are the guests? - They want to leave,,, 606 00:43:50,760 --> 00:43:52,840 ,,, and take away their presents, They’re scared, 607 00:43:53,160 --> 00:43:55,320 Scared? That’s good, 608 00:43:55,640 --> 00:43:58,680 Put on black, for them to shed a tear, okay? 609 00:43:59,000 --> 00:44:01,520 Call your muscleheads, I'll need them now, 610 00:44:01,840 --> 00:44:03,480 I'll go and have a smoke, 611 00:44:06,280 --> 00:44:07,840 TO PRISON FOR GOOD REASON! 612 00:44:08,240 --> 00:44:09,760 BRING HIM TO JUSTICE! 613 00:44:20,200 --> 00:44:21,640 Get out, 614 00:44:24,560 --> 00:44:26,640 Hey, hey, let's go, 615 00:44:30,000 --> 00:44:32,480 Down with Podberezov! 616 00:45:02,440 --> 00:45:03,880 Watch the presents, 617 00:45:05,520 --> 00:45:07,480 Cheer up, ladies and gentlemen, 618 00:45:08,280 --> 00:45:10,600 You will all be detained, 619 00:45:11,080 --> 00:45:14,000 And they'll ask you,,, 620 00:45:14,960 --> 00:45:18,720 ,,, about all your affairs of the flesh, 621 00:45:19,960 --> 00:45:22,000 While the journalists will fan their fantasies, 622 00:45:23,760 --> 00:45:26,040 - What do you suggest? - I suggest,,, 623 00:45:26,880 --> 00:45:29,000 ,,, you help yourselves,,, 624 00:45:29,320 --> 00:45:32,720 ,,, by taking part in a charity auction,,, 625 00:45:34,200 --> 00:45:37,560 ,,, of pieces of art, eh, and household items,,, 626 00:45:37,920 --> 00:45:40,680 ,,, of the prematurely arrested Podberezov, 627 00:45:41,360 --> 00:45:43,320 - Why an auction? - Because they'll ask you,,, 628 00:45:43,640 --> 00:45:45,080 ,,, what the hell you were doing here, 629 00:45:45,400 --> 00:45:49,480 And you, fella, will say: I came to a charity auction,,, 630 00:45:49,800 --> 00:45:52,920 - ,,, o protect the rights of,,, - ,,,one-clawed lobsters! 631 00:45:53,240 --> 00:45:54,520 Right you are, bro, 632 00:45:57,200 --> 00:45:59,360 Yes, It's no skin off my nose, 633 00:45:59,840 --> 00:46:02,200 I was helping one-clawed lobsters, Period, 634 00:46:02,680 --> 00:46:04,760 And I don't know anything about Podberezov, 635 00:46:05,080 --> 00:46:06,760 - Right, - Sell us something! 636 00:46:07,520 --> 00:46:09,960 Keep order, All in good time, 637 00:46:10,280 --> 00:46:13,480 Now we'll prepare the lots, 638 00:46:14,200 --> 00:46:15,760 Not so many of them, though, 639 00:46:16,200 --> 00:46:18,560 But, believe me, they're worthwhile to buy, 640 00:46:19,960 --> 00:46:21,320 What have you put on? 641 00:46:21,640 --> 00:46:24,760 What a queer mourning that you are wearing, 642 00:46:25,280 --> 00:46:27,880 Is it some kind of Halloween fancy dress or what? 643 00:46:28,600 --> 00:46:31,120 Oh, I've a fancy hat that I wore at the Derby, 644 00:46:34,400 --> 00:46:37,280 - I'll put it on, - Go ahead, 645 00:46:39,360 --> 00:46:40,640 May I come in? 646 00:46:43,800 --> 00:46:45,880 - What do you want? - Nikolai Sergeich, ,,, 647 00:46:46,280 --> 00:46:47,600 ,,, I've brought citizen Podberezov, 648 00:46:49,080 --> 00:46:50,360 Sit down, 649 00:46:53,160 --> 00:46:54,840 Tell him I'll come personally, 650 00:46:56,560 --> 00:46:57,840 Wait here, 651 00:46:58,160 --> 00:46:59,720 He'll sign evidence with his own blood, 652 00:47:00,040 --> 00:47:03,200 We've enough proof to burn him at the stake! 653 00:47:03,800 --> 00:47:06,240 Sanya, I'm on the brink of a heart stroke, 654 00:47:07,240 --> 00:47:10,440 They're close on me, very close, 655 00:47:10,800 --> 00:47:12,280 It's as if I'm balancing on the rope,,, 656 00:47:12,720 --> 00:47:15,840 ,,, over the precipice, 657 00:47:16,240 --> 00:47:18,840 If they detained such a person as Igor, ,,, 658 00:47:19,280 --> 00:47:20,600 ,,, then I'm absolutely at a loss, 659 00:47:20,920 --> 00:47:23,680 I'd rush to the airport and catch the plane to London, 660 00:47:24,000 --> 00:47:27,840 Okay, I announce the beginning of our charity auction, 661 00:47:28,320 --> 00:47:30,640 Lot number one: a vintage automobile, ,,, 662 00:47:31,080 --> 00:47:34,560 ,,, red color, released in 1905, 663 00:47:34,960 --> 00:47:38,200 In pair with a handmade carpet, 664 00:47:38,520 --> 00:47:41,280 Th starting price - 1,5 mln roubles, 665 00:47:41,760 --> 00:47:44,320 I want this car! Ira will die from jealosy! 666 00:47:44,760 --> 00:47:46,920 - Two million, - Two million! 667 00:47:47,400 --> 00:47:50,120 The young Lenin was riding in it to gymnasium,,, 668 00:47:50,440 --> 00:47:54,600 ,,, back in his curly days, 2 mln one! 2 mln two! 669 00:47:54,920 --> 00:47:56,440 Add something more to the lot! 670 00:47:56,760 --> 00:47:59,280 Hey, bro! A fur coat, Ira, tell him to add a fur coat! 671 00:47:59,760 --> 00:48:01,200 Come on, you've lots of them! 672 00:48:01,520 --> 00:48:04,360 - I want a fur coat, too! - Go and hang yourselves! 673 00:48:04,960 --> 00:48:06,680 Crocodiles don't wear fur coats! 674 00:48:07,200 --> 00:48:09,160 You're only fit for a saddle-cloth, you, ugly horse! 675 00:48:09,480 --> 00:48:10,760 - Exactly! - Look, Ira, ,,, 676 00:48:11,080 --> 00:48:14,320 ,,, bring a fur coat, We must palm off things real quick! 677 00:48:15,040 --> 00:48:17,120 I'll pay 2 mln 200 thou for ditto plus a fur coat! 678 00:48:17,440 --> 00:48:20,400 Okay, 2 mln 200 thou for the whole set of,,, 679 00:48:20,720 --> 00:48:23,080 ,,, the carpet, the convertible and a fur coat! 680 00:48:23,400 --> 00:48:25,080 - 2 mln 200 thou,,, - 2 mln 300! 681 00:48:25,400 --> 00:48:26,680 - 2 mln 400! - 2 mln 500! 682 00:48:27,000 --> 00:48:28,440 - 2 mln 600! - 2 mln 800! 683 00:48:28,760 --> 00:48:31,200 - Five million! - Five million! One, two - ,,, 684 00:48:31,600 --> 00:48:32,880 ,,, sold! 685 00:48:43,040 --> 00:48:44,320 Freeze! 686 00:48:45,200 --> 00:48:46,480 Come here, 687 00:48:48,760 --> 00:48:50,040 Let's go, 688 00:48:51,240 --> 00:48:52,520 Freeze! 689 00:49:11,080 --> 00:49:14,680 Did they bring you straight from the carnival or what? 690 00:49:16,360 --> 00:49:17,640 Right 691 00:49:18,880 --> 00:49:21,360 They dragged me away from the party table, 692 00:49:23,920 --> 00:49:25,200 Will you excuse me, 693 00:49:26,520 --> 00:49:29,600 I need to handle one man, 694 00:49:31,200 --> 00:49:32,480 I'll be straight back, 695 00:49:51,120 --> 00:49:54,120 We did a good job of it, Mommy, 696 00:49:55,400 --> 00:49:57,200 We sold everything we could, 697 00:49:57,760 --> 00:50:00,640 Here you go, 698 00:50:01,320 --> 00:50:03,120 They'll come with confiscation, ,,, 699 00:50:03,440 --> 00:50:05,040 ,,, and you have none, 700 00:50:08,880 --> 00:50:13,800 Relax, I'll go and check whether we have anything else, 701 00:50:16,560 --> 00:50:19,760 You’re gobbling the entire Mendeleev table, eh, 702 00:50:20,080 --> 00:50:22,080 Mother, I need to bring down the stress, 703 00:50:22,480 --> 00:50:25,680 You'd better take a swig of vodka with your mom, 704 00:50:26,000 --> 00:50:29,440 Have a cucumber to chase it down, Come on, 705 00:50:32,400 --> 00:50:33,800 To all the best! 706 00:50:34,280 --> 00:50:36,280 To all the best? 707 00:50:37,520 --> 00:50:40,040 Are you kidding? They arrested Igor! 708 00:50:40,400 --> 00:50:42,320 Soon they'll take away all the rest, 709 00:50:46,520 --> 00:50:47,800 Whoops! 710 00:50:51,080 --> 00:50:53,640 With so little property, ,,, 711 00:50:54,360 --> 00:50:56,600 ,,, they can't prove anything, 712 00:50:56,920 --> 00:50:58,320 - What? - Nothing, 713 00:50:58,640 --> 00:51:00,960 Don't chicken out, sis, Your bro will handle everything, 714 00:51:01,400 --> 00:51:05,800 You're right, They'll come and take away everything, 715 00:51:06,120 --> 00:51:08,080 That's what I'm telling you! Confiscation! 716 00:51:08,400 --> 00:51:10,160 There will be confiscation,,, 717 00:51:10,480 --> 00:51:12,440 ,,, because it belongs to Podberezov, 718 00:51:13,160 --> 00:51:15,200 - What do we do? - I know what, 719 00:51:15,840 --> 00:51:17,720 - You should get divorced, - What?! 720 00:51:18,040 --> 00:51:19,480 - You're right! - To get divorced?! 721 00:51:19,880 --> 00:51:21,880 - Son,,, - No, 722 00:51:23,480 --> 00:51:24,760 No, 723 00:51:26,240 --> 00:51:29,800 How can we do this during holidays? 724 00:51:30,200 --> 00:51:32,040 You need a lawyer who wouldn't ask,,, 725 00:51:32,800 --> 00:51:34,520 ,,, too many questions, 726 00:51:35,400 --> 00:51:36,920 In a nutshell, ,,, 727 00:51:38,400 --> 00:51:40,360 ,,, I know a guy,,, 728 00:51:40,680 --> 00:51:43,720 ,,, who can register a divorce even on Mars, 729 00:51:44,480 --> 00:51:46,480 Though it'll cost a lot, 730 00:51:47,240 --> 00:51:48,520 May I come in? 731 00:51:52,200 --> 00:51:53,600 And where is Nikolai Sergeich? 732 00:51:55,960 --> 00:51:57,240 He stepped out, 733 00:51:58,400 --> 00:51:59,680 Stepped out? 734 00:52:01,160 --> 00:52:02,440 Well, I never, 735 00:52:03,840 --> 00:52:05,240 He just left his office,,, 736 00:52:06,480 --> 00:52:08,440 ,,, with a criminal sitting around here? 737 00:52:09,560 --> 00:52:12,400 Look, I'm not a criminal, 738 00:52:12,720 --> 00:52:14,040 Mind your language, 739 00:52:14,440 --> 00:52:16,680 I came here on my own wish, 740 00:52:17,880 --> 00:52:19,280 They summoned me, so here I am, 741 00:52:19,760 --> 00:52:22,360 I think it must be some mistake, 742 00:52:22,680 --> 00:52:24,360 Everything happens here because of a mistake, 743 00:52:25,840 --> 00:52:28,760 Only the measure of mistakes differs, 744 00:52:29,160 --> 00:52:32,320 Look, there is the presumption of innocence! 745 00:52:32,640 --> 00:52:34,720 As a law man, you should know about this, 746 00:52:35,040 --> 00:52:38,360 Presumption of innocence, 747 00:52:45,720 --> 00:52:47,440 You aren't being sincere, 748 00:52:48,240 --> 00:52:50,200 I’d say, as a law man,,, 749 00:52:51,840 --> 00:52:54,160 ,,, and even more than that,,, 750 00:52:54,520 --> 00:52:55,800 Take a seat, please, 751 00:52:57,480 --> 00:52:59,480 You are not in the cinema, 752 00:53:00,080 --> 00:53:02,040 And we don't invite people to entertain them, 753 00:53:03,200 --> 00:53:05,960 Spare our nerves and your own, 754 00:53:06,760 --> 00:53:08,040 Just make,,, 755 00:53:11,800 --> 00:53:14,040 ,,, a sincere confession, ,,, 756 00:53:14,440 --> 00:53:15,920 ,,, get your sentence,,, 757 00:53:17,080 --> 00:53:19,640 ,,, and off you go to a place of detention, 758 00:53:23,880 --> 00:53:25,160 Like, say, Magadan, 759 00:53:26,680 --> 00:53:27,960 Serve your term, ,,, 760 00:53:28,760 --> 00:53:31,440 ,,, get released with clean conscience,,, 761 00:53:37,520 --> 00:53:39,760 ,,, and forget about all this nightmare, 762 00:53:44,400 --> 00:53:47,280 If you don't stop this 'innocence' talk, ,,, 763 00:53:47,600 --> 00:53:51,280 ,,, you will only aggravate your situation, 764 00:53:53,600 --> 00:53:54,880 For every action,,, 765 00:53:56,200 --> 00:53:59,040 ,,, there is an equal and opposite reaction, 766 00:54:00,080 --> 00:54:01,840 Newton's third law, 767 00:54:02,160 --> 00:54:03,680 Well, I never, 768 00:54:05,080 --> 00:54:06,360 The puncher, 769 00:54:08,440 --> 00:54:10,840 He dropped by at my office three months ago,,, 770 00:54:11,280 --> 00:54:13,080 ,,, and took it for a couple of minutes, 771 00:54:17,640 --> 00:54:18,920 That's a zulu, 772 00:54:22,240 --> 00:54:23,840 Same with people, 773 00:54:25,000 --> 00:54:27,000 They step out for a couple of minutes,,, 774 00:54:29,720 --> 00:54:32,800 ,,, and return in fifteen years, 775 00:54:37,080 --> 00:54:40,120 - Fifteen? - Fifteen, 776 00:54:42,240 --> 00:54:44,000 Fifteen years, 777 00:54:45,240 --> 00:54:47,440 Yes, citizen Podberezov, fifteen years, 778 00:55:05,040 --> 00:55:07,360 What are you packing? It’s not yours, 779 00:55:07,680 --> 00:55:10,200 Be off, It’s already mine, 780 00:55:11,640 --> 00:55:13,520 They won't need all these things anymore, 781 00:55:13,960 --> 00:55:16,160 They'll need clothes for cold climate, 782 00:55:16,640 --> 00:55:19,080 And this here is a hush bonus for me, 783 00:55:19,960 --> 00:55:21,400 Or maybe you wanted them for yourself? 784 00:55:21,800 --> 00:55:23,920 No, they are bad for your health, 785 00:55:24,280 --> 00:55:25,920 I won't advise you to, 786 00:55:26,240 --> 00:55:28,400 Hey, it's the masters' clothes, 787 00:55:28,720 --> 00:55:30,520 Oh really? 788 00:55:30,840 --> 00:55:32,680 Didn't you get it, you suckers? 789 00:55:33,000 --> 00:55:34,920 The master will be locked up for real long, 790 00:55:35,600 --> 00:55:38,520 So he won’t be able to pay us, 791 00:55:38,960 --> 00:55:41,920 Consider it my wages and a Christmas bonus, 792 00:55:42,240 --> 00:55:44,840 - You got me, boys? - Hey,,, 793 00:55:45,720 --> 00:55:47,000 But,,, How on earth? 794 00:55:47,320 --> 00:55:49,680 You can’t speak because of the shock, eh? 795 00:55:50,880 --> 00:55:53,400 The circus is closed, The house was emptied, 796 00:55:53,720 --> 00:55:55,760 So rush to the mistress and ask for your compensation, 797 00:55:56,120 --> 00:55:59,640 She'll be afraid to refuse you, 798 00:56:01,080 --> 00:56:05,120 By the way, you may look for some leftovers, 799 00:56:19,040 --> 00:56:20,320 'Annulled' 800 00:56:21,080 --> 00:56:23,160 I undeclare you man and wife, 801 00:56:25,880 --> 00:56:29,400 - Congrats, eh, - Congrats, daughter, 802 00:56:29,800 --> 00:56:31,600 Gosh, you can't even imagine,,, 803 00:56:32,160 --> 00:56:35,160 ,,, what we came through because of that felon, 804 00:56:35,480 --> 00:56:38,440 Hey, ho, nevermore,,, 805 00:56:38,760 --> 00:56:40,040 Where you going? 806 00:56:40,400 --> 00:56:43,540 One, two, three, ,,, 807 00:56:44,160 --> 00:56:46,440 ,,, four, five, ,,, 808 00:56:47,160 --> 00:56:49,180 ,,, six, seven, eight, 809 00:56:49,800 --> 00:56:51,080 Oh, my God! 810 00:56:52,360 --> 00:56:53,640 This is horrible! 811 00:56:57,200 --> 00:56:58,920 Fifteen years! 812 00:57:09,360 --> 00:57:12,000 I know, I know what you want, 813 00:57:12,880 --> 00:57:14,640 I was going to come to you, 814 00:57:15,520 --> 00:57:17,440 Only I couldn't pluck my courage, 815 00:57:18,640 --> 00:57:21,080 But now that I'm here, I'm ready,,, 816 00:57:21,920 --> 00:57:23,440 ,,, to confess everything, ,,, 817 00:57:24,440 --> 00:57:26,440 ,,, to confess in detail, 818 00:57:28,480 --> 00:57:31,480 I have already repented, 819 00:57:32,960 --> 00:57:34,240 I am ready,,, 820 00:57:35,240 --> 00:57:37,560 ,,, to cooperate with the investigation, 821 00:57:47,040 --> 00:57:49,920 I'm tired, Sick and tired, 822 00:57:50,640 --> 00:57:52,160 I want to leave peacefully, 823 00:57:53,320 --> 00:57:55,760 I'll go to Rostov, to my mother, 824 00:57:59,240 --> 00:58:03,040 Sincere,,, 825 00:58:04,240 --> 00:58:05,720 ,,, acknowledgement,,, 826 00:58:22,720 --> 00:58:24,000 Freeze! Stick'em up! 827 00:58:29,920 --> 00:58:32,640 Darn it, it's Biba and Boba again, 828 00:58:33,120 --> 00:58:34,960 - Keep your hands up, - What do you want? 829 00:58:35,720 --> 00:58:37,000 Where is the owner of the house? 830 00:58:41,520 --> 00:58:44,280 - Gone to Karaganda, - Changing his residence, 831 00:58:45,400 --> 00:58:47,360 Or, rather, he has already moved there, 832 00:58:48,560 --> 00:58:51,040 We know very well where he has gone, 833 00:58:51,560 --> 00:58:53,360 We saw the news on the TV, 834 00:58:54,240 --> 00:58:56,280 What if you cannibalize the house,,, 835 00:58:56,840 --> 00:58:58,560 - ,,, - and run away to Yalta? - Where? 836 00:58:59,280 --> 00:59:01,440 Yalta, The Crimea is ours, eh, 837 00:59:02,040 --> 00:59:04,040 Look, guys, everything is okay, okay? 838 00:59:04,360 --> 00:59:05,840 The state will take care of him now, ,,, 839 00:59:06,160 --> 00:59:09,920 ,,, and this here is our service benefit, 840 00:59:10,240 --> 00:59:12,800 - Yep, - He has been promoted? 841 00:59:13,200 --> 00:59:16,600 Yeah, he's sitting so high now he can see Magadan, 842 00:59:17,200 --> 00:59:18,640 Is Magadan ours? 843 00:59:22,160 --> 00:59:23,440 Look, fellows, ,,, 844 00:59:24,200 --> 00:59:27,920 ,,, take this Christmas present from Podberezov, Here, 845 00:59:29,200 --> 00:59:30,840 For your impeccable service, 846 00:59:31,160 --> 00:59:33,040 And here's a pineapple for you, 847 00:59:34,080 --> 00:59:35,360 For us, 848 00:59:36,440 --> 00:59:39,880 - High time to, Thank you, - Yep, 849 00:59:50,360 --> 00:59:51,640 Give way! 850 00:59:57,160 --> 01:00:02,680 The total sum is 12 mln 680 thousand rubles, 851 01:00:04,480 --> 01:00:06,640 - We’ll divide it by three, - What?! 852 01:00:07,240 --> 01:00:09,680 I'll divide YOU by three and multiply you by zero! 853 01:00:10,280 --> 01:00:12,840 You sold MY property, ,,, 854 01:00:13,200 --> 01:00:16,080 - ,,, not yours, eh, - It was a joke, eh, 855 01:00:17,120 --> 01:00:19,880 Though I'm entitled to some interest, 856 01:00:20,200 --> 01:00:23,920 A joke? You sold everything for a song! 857 01:00:24,280 --> 01:00:27,120 It's all that I have! Nothing more is left, 858 01:00:27,440 --> 01:00:30,480 Honey, we forgot about the most important thing, 859 01:00:30,800 --> 01:00:32,720 I mean, the house, 860 01:00:33,400 --> 01:00:35,560 Good night, ,,, 861 01:00:36,320 --> 01:00:38,000 ,,, you forgot about the house, 862 01:00:38,320 --> 01:00:40,240 You can't just up and sell it, 863 01:00:40,560 --> 01:00:41,960 It needs a specialist, ,,, 864 01:00:42,600 --> 01:00:44,600 ,,, someone who digs in such things, 865 01:00:44,920 --> 01:00:46,840 An estate agent and all that jazz, 866 01:00:48,160 --> 01:00:51,680 Only I'm not going to work on the humiliating,,, 867 01:00:52,000 --> 01:00:53,840 ,,, pro-bono basis, 868 01:00:54,160 --> 01:00:56,240 Ira, do you know anyone,,, 869 01:00:56,560 --> 01:00:58,880 ,,, to whom you can palm off the house quickly? 870 01:00:59,320 --> 01:01:02,960 Yes, our neighbor Zuev, Speak of the devil, 871 01:01:03,280 --> 01:01:06,000 - You think he'll buy it? - You bet, 872 01:01:06,440 --> 01:01:08,400 He has a crush on me, 873 01:01:09,040 --> 01:01:11,760 Maybe we'll palm you off to Zuev, too? 874 01:01:19,720 --> 01:01:21,240 What do you mean, palm me off? 875 01:01:21,560 --> 01:01:23,600 I'm not some multi-cooker at the flea market! 876 01:01:24,000 --> 01:01:26,160 What an idiot you are! 877 01:01:26,520 --> 01:01:28,640 Stop calling me an idiot! 878 01:01:30,880 --> 01:01:33,760 Just think about this cool combination, 879 01:01:34,080 --> 01:01:38,240 You sell the house to Zuev, marry him and return the money, 880 01:01:38,560 --> 01:01:40,920 You won't even need to move to another house,,, 881 01:01:41,240 --> 01:01:42,760 ,,, plus a new rich husband and all that jazz, 882 01:01:43,080 --> 01:01:45,560 Ira, your brother is right! 883 01:01:46,080 --> 01:01:47,880 I'll show you! 884 01:01:48,920 --> 01:01:53,600 Honey, come on, the money does not stink, 885 01:01:54,200 --> 01:01:55,480 Use your head, 886 01:01:55,800 --> 01:01:58,520 Back at home we'll be poor as church mouses! 887 01:01:58,880 --> 01:02:01,960 You forgot how we climbed out of that hole? 888 01:02:02,960 --> 01:02:04,520 You can’t want to return there, 889 01:02:04,840 --> 01:02:06,720 No, No! 890 01:02:07,680 --> 01:02:10,240 If there won't be a wedding, 891 01:02:11,080 --> 01:02:13,160 there will be a funeral, 892 01:02:33,440 --> 01:02:36,680 I,,, I saw people taking away things from your house, 893 01:02:37,000 --> 01:02:39,800 As your neighbor, I'm worried what happened, 894 01:02:40,560 --> 01:02:43,400 Can I be of any help? 895 01:02:43,720 --> 01:02:47,080 Pyotr Petrovich, woe is me, 896 01:02:48,120 --> 01:02:50,640 I was bereaved of my husband! 897 01:02:51,200 --> 01:02:53,480 He fell under wrongful accusations, 898 01:02:54,000 --> 01:02:56,880 My sincere condolences, 899 01:02:57,240 --> 01:03:00,360 You know, I think I'll leave the country, 900 01:03:00,880 --> 01:03:02,320 I need to calm down, 901 01:03:02,680 --> 01:03:06,160 Every corner here reminds me about my poor husband, 902 01:03:06,960 --> 01:03:10,680 But he is no more! I'll never see him again! 903 01:03:11,000 --> 01:03:13,520 It's unbearable to remain in this house, 904 01:03:18,680 --> 01:03:20,400 Sincere acknowledgement,,, 905 01:03:20,720 --> 01:03:22,960 I, Igor Podberezov, hereby confess that,,, 906 01:03:24,400 --> 01:03:27,400 Sorry that I kept you waiting, 907 01:03:30,680 --> 01:03:34,240 I had to finish one case, 908 01:03:36,160 --> 01:03:38,040 So as not shelve it till the next year, 909 01:03:38,400 --> 01:03:41,880 I hate procrastination, you know, 910 01:03:42,920 --> 01:03:45,600 So, you are Igor Podberezov, ,,, 911 01:03:46,000 --> 01:03:50,200 ,,, a witness on Koroedov's case, 912 01:03:51,280 --> 01:03:55,680 A witness? You said I'm a witness? 913 01:03:56,000 --> 01:03:57,760 Well, yes, 914 01:03:58,280 --> 01:03:59,920 And I'm warning you: ,,, 915 01:04:00,240 --> 01:04:02,680 ,,, for giving false evidence, ,,, 916 01:04:03,400 --> 01:04:07,080 ,,, you may be sentenced to five years in prison, 917 01:04:08,200 --> 01:04:09,480 Five years! 918 01:04:11,280 --> 01:04:12,760 Well, at least it's not fifteen years, 919 01:04:13,880 --> 01:04:15,800 Right you are, 920 01:04:16,960 --> 01:04:19,880 Excuse me, may I have some water? 921 01:04:20,240 --> 01:04:21,520 Thank you, 922 01:04:22,840 --> 01:04:24,200 Oh, my God, 923 01:04:25,480 --> 01:04:28,640 Please calm down, What makes you so nervous? 924 01:04:28,960 --> 01:04:30,240 Thank you, 925 01:04:31,160 --> 01:04:34,640 He bought a car for his mistress in your presence, right? 926 01:04:37,320 --> 01:04:38,720 What car? 927 01:04:39,320 --> 01:04:42,040 A 12 mln worth car, 928 01:04:44,440 --> 01:04:46,080 - Ah, a car, - Right, 929 01:04:46,400 --> 01:04:47,680 Yes, it was in my presence, 930 01:04:48,080 --> 01:04:50,200 - Can you testify this? - Of course, 931 01:04:51,040 --> 01:04:54,600 I can testify everything you want, 932 01:04:56,160 --> 01:04:59,240 Put your signatures here, 933 01:05:00,760 --> 01:05:03,880 Thank you, Here? 934 01:05:05,240 --> 01:05:07,920 - Right, - Very well, very well, 935 01:05:09,760 --> 01:05:11,040 Thank you, 936 01:05:12,920 --> 01:05:14,200 Well, 937 01:05:15,120 --> 01:05:17,280 I won't keep you any longer, 938 01:05:18,480 --> 01:05:20,840 You may go home and continue your carnival, 939 01:05:21,160 --> 01:05:24,280 - And happy New Year, - Happy New Year, 940 01:05:25,440 --> 01:05:26,720 Sorry, 941 01:05:27,440 --> 01:05:29,360 And what is this? 942 01:05:31,200 --> 01:05:33,720 Ah, it's nothing, 943 01:05:35,280 --> 01:05:37,520 nothing important, Just a piece of paper, 944 01:05:38,520 --> 01:05:40,000 Why are you tearing it? 945 01:05:40,320 --> 01:05:42,280 I wrote all kind of nonsense there, 946 01:05:45,640 --> 01:05:47,680 - Why are you eating it? - It's very personal, 947 01:05:48,120 --> 01:05:50,400 - That's why, - I must warn you,,, 948 01:05:50,720 --> 01:05:54,080 ,,, that hiding important evidence is punished by law, 949 01:05:55,880 --> 01:05:57,320 What did you eat? 950 01:06:03,480 --> 01:06:07,480 Believe me, it's nothing important, 951 01:06:09,000 --> 01:06:12,440 While I was sitting here,,, 952 01:06:13,040 --> 01:06:15,280 ,,, I wrote a Christmas poem for my wife, 953 01:06:16,040 --> 01:06:18,200 Okay, you may go, Podberezov, 954 01:06:19,000 --> 01:06:22,480 Drop by at room 115 to put down another signature, 955 01:06:23,240 --> 01:06:24,840 Thank you, thank you, 956 01:06:25,720 --> 01:06:27,480 See you,,, ehh,,, Happy New Year, 957 01:06:27,800 --> 01:06:29,800 - And have a nice Christmas! - You, too, 958 01:06:34,920 --> 01:06:37,640 I need to urgently sell the house, 959 01:06:37,960 --> 01:06:40,400 You must help me a lonely unhappy woman, 960 01:06:40,720 --> 01:06:42,440 I'm sorry for you, 961 01:06:43,520 --> 01:06:45,640 But I'm not an estate agent, 962 01:06:49,720 --> 01:06:51,440 You can simply by this house, 963 01:06:52,000 --> 01:06:56,600 On very good conditions, 964 01:06:57,960 --> 01:07:00,440 Well, it's very appealing, 965 01:07:01,160 --> 01:07:04,280 The panorama is real great,,, 966 01:07:06,200 --> 01:07:09,840 I'd buy it if I had nowhere to live, ,,, 967 01:07:10,600 --> 01:07:12,680 - ,,, - but I do, - Pyotr Petrovich, ,,, 968 01:07:13,120 --> 01:07:16,080 ,,, it's no argument for a successful man, 969 01:07:17,320 --> 01:07:20,320 Successful men buy houses not because they have nowhere to live, 970 01:07:20,640 --> 01:07:21,920 Why else then? 971 01:07:23,480 --> 01:07:28,600 They buy houses, say, to please their woman, 972 01:07:30,200 --> 01:07:32,320 But I don't have a woman, 973 01:07:33,800 --> 01:07:36,560 - You will, - What? 974 01:07:37,480 --> 01:07:39,320 Such a man - without a woman? 975 01:07:40,080 --> 01:07:43,000 Such a handsome, intelligent,,, 976 01:07:44,000 --> 01:07:45,680 ,,, and brave man! 977 01:07:46,240 --> 01:07:49,800 Believe me, women should faint at your feet, 978 01:07:50,920 --> 01:07:52,200 You know, 979 01:07:52,720 --> 01:07:56,880 I would have done this long ago,,, 980 01:07:57,480 --> 01:08:00,600 ,,, but for Podberezov, Now this obstacle doesn't exist! 981 01:08:01,280 --> 01:08:03,800 Now the two loving hearts,,, 982 01:08:04,360 --> 01:08:08,200 ,,, can be together and beat in unison! 983 01:08:08,800 --> 01:08:13,360 - What do you mean? - What I mean? 984 01:08:14,120 --> 01:08:16,200 Your tigress is hungry! 985 01:08:18,680 --> 01:08:20,240 Wait, wait, Peter, 986 01:08:20,760 --> 01:08:23,880 What about my house? Are you buying it or not? 987 01:08:24,200 --> 01:08:26,440 Oh yes, my queen, 988 01:08:26,760 --> 01:08:29,160 I'm buying it, 989 01:08:29,480 --> 01:08:32,480 Oops, Sorry, guys, 990 01:08:32,880 --> 01:08:34,960 My sugar boy, 991 01:08:36,280 --> 01:08:40,080 - What's going on here? - Peter, meet my Mom, 992 01:08:40,680 --> 01:08:43,720 - Mom, this is Peter, - Peter! 993 01:08:44,160 --> 01:08:46,720 You touched her - you must marry her now, 994 01:08:47,120 --> 01:08:49,040 I'm saying this as her brother, 995 01:08:49,400 --> 01:08:52,280 - When will you get married? - What do you mean? 996 01:08:53,160 --> 01:08:55,680 You had the cheek to pick this sweet berry,,, 997 01:08:56,000 --> 01:08:58,160 ,,, and get into bed with her, ,,, 998 01:08:58,480 --> 01:09:01,200 ,,, but you refuse to marry her? 999 01:09:01,520 --> 01:09:05,960 Peter, don't you want our hearts to beat un unison? 1000 01:09:06,320 --> 01:09:07,680 Of course I do, 1001 01:09:08,000 --> 01:09:09,880 Then we'll get married there and then, ,,, 1002 01:09:10,240 --> 01:09:11,880 ,,, to avoid any rumors, 1003 01:09:12,200 --> 01:09:14,200 It will be a quiet wedding party, 1004 01:09:14,600 --> 01:09:17,680 Only you and I and my relatives, 1005 01:09:19,440 --> 01:09:22,680 Peter, put down your signature here and here, 1006 01:09:24,320 --> 01:09:26,040 - Who are you? - The Cupid, 1007 01:09:26,360 --> 01:09:29,080 Put your signature and the date, 1008 01:09:29,440 --> 01:09:33,200 - Yes, Peter darling, - And what is this? 1009 01:09:33,560 --> 01:09:36,280 The bill of sale and the marriage contract, 1010 01:09:36,600 --> 01:09:41,400 Peter darling, and then we'll have a magic wedding night, ,,, 1011 01:09:42,520 --> 01:09:44,400 ,,, in your case - the first one, 1012 01:09:44,920 --> 01:09:47,000 Or, if you wish - a whole wedding day! 1013 01:09:47,320 --> 01:09:49,200 I'd like to discuss it with my mom, 1014 01:09:49,520 --> 01:09:51,320 Sure, First you sign this, ,,, 1015 01:09:51,640 --> 01:09:53,040 ,,, and then you can discuss it, 1016 01:09:54,160 --> 01:09:55,960 But I've no pen, 1017 01:09:56,320 --> 01:09:57,840 Here you go, 1018 01:10:01,760 --> 01:10:03,040 Hang it all! 1019 01:10:05,600 --> 01:10:07,840 My dear brother-in-law! 1020 01:10:08,160 --> 01:10:11,720 Atta boy! I love you! 1021 01:10:13,040 --> 01:10:16,720 Now I'm your in-law mother! 1022 01:10:17,120 --> 01:10:19,480 I declare you wife and husband! 1023 01:10:30,080 --> 01:10:31,360 I can' believe it,,, 1024 01:10:41,560 --> 01:10:42,840 Freedom! 1025 01:10:45,520 --> 01:10:46,800 Gosh,,, 1026 01:10:50,160 --> 01:10:53,000 I'm free! Happy New Year! 1027 01:10:59,760 --> 01:11:01,040 Damn,,, 1028 01:11:01,440 --> 01:11:03,240 Open your mouth, darling, 1029 01:11:08,000 --> 01:11:12,840 Here's to the newly-weds! 1030 01:11:13,160 --> 01:11:17,080 Kiss the bride! 1031 01:11:17,680 --> 01:11:20,200 Kiss the bride! 1032 01:11:20,800 --> 01:11:24,520 Come on, one, two!,,, 1033 01:11:24,880 --> 01:11:27,880 - Happy New Year, sir, - Yes! 1034 01:11:28,840 --> 01:11:30,240 Happy New Year! 1035 01:11:34,560 --> 01:11:35,840 Thanks, 1036 01:11:46,560 --> 01:11:47,960 Yes, Vilen Kimovich, 1037 01:11:49,920 --> 01:11:51,960 He was interviewed and then released, 1038 01:11:54,040 --> 01:11:55,680 Only after that he disappeared, 1039 01:11:57,120 --> 01:11:58,560 No one can find him, 1040 01:11:59,120 --> 01:12:00,400 Aha, 1041 01:12:01,760 --> 01:12:04,640 The word is that he has left abroad, 1042 01:12:06,080 --> 01:12:07,600 Yes, Vilen Kimovich, 1043 01:12:09,000 --> 01:12:10,280 Very well,,, 1044 01:12:12,280 --> 01:12:13,560 I see,,, 1045 01:12:29,480 --> 01:12:32,120 - Hey, you, dork, - What? 1046 01:12:32,440 --> 01:12:33,920 - You alive? - Yes, 1047 01:12:38,080 --> 01:12:40,440 Why throwing yourself under the wheels, eh? 1048 01:12:40,760 --> 01:12:42,280 Because of you I'd,,, 1049 01:12:42,640 --> 01:12:44,280 You nearly,,, 1050 01:12:45,560 --> 01:12:47,240 Sorry, man, 1051 01:12:47,560 --> 01:12:52,520 I can see that you're on the run, I'll give you a lift, Let's go, 1052 01:12:54,440 --> 01:12:57,760 Merryville, I'll show you the way, 1053 01:12:59,040 --> 01:13:00,600 Only please be quick, 1054 01:13:00,920 --> 01:13:03,680 Don't go yellow on me, My car's quick as a monster, 1055 01:13:17,040 --> 01:13:19,920 Have you ever killed? 1056 01:13:20,760 --> 01:13:22,280 At least at your work? 1057 01:13:24,200 --> 01:13:25,800 I'd rather not talk about it, 1058 01:13:26,840 --> 01:13:28,280 Sorry, 1059 01:13:29,160 --> 01:13:30,680 What are you doing here? 1060 01:13:31,000 --> 01:13:33,840 We were told to be on guard,,, 1061 01:13:34,200 --> 01:13:37,360 ,,, and not to let in strangers, 1062 01:13:37,920 --> 01:13:40,400 Have you got your wires crossed or what? 1063 01:13:40,760 --> 01:13:42,040 - Boss! - Boss! 1064 01:13:42,440 --> 01:13:45,400 You were released! How do you do, sir, 1065 01:13:45,960 --> 01:13:48,760 You came with a visit or what? 1066 01:13:49,200 --> 01:13:52,520 Good news, eh, What is it? A con's costume, eh? 1067 01:13:52,960 --> 01:13:56,520 Oh yeah, Masquerade goes on, Where did you get this? 1068 01:13:57,120 --> 01:13:58,920 Show me the bottle, 1069 01:13:59,240 --> 01:14:00,600 Will you take a drink? 1070 01:14:02,760 --> 01:14:06,120 Debiles, Where did you get this bottle? 1071 01:14:06,640 --> 01:14:08,440 How dared you? 1072 01:14:08,760 --> 01:14:14,000 - It's your present for our impec,,, - ,,,cable service, 1073 01:14:14,640 --> 01:14:16,960 Only it's an expired wine, 1074 01:14:19,720 --> 01:14:23,760 I mean the date has expired a very long time ago, 1075 01:14:25,960 --> 01:14:27,960 Expired? But it's,,, 1076 01:14:28,840 --> 01:14:31,400 It's Chateau Mouton of 1906! 1077 01:14:31,760 --> 01:14:34,960 There are only four such bottles left in the whole world! 1078 01:14:35,280 --> 01:14:38,960 That's what I'm saying, This wine’s crappy, 1079 01:14:40,360 --> 01:14:42,680 What are you nodding, eh? 1080 01:14:43,200 --> 01:14:45,160 I'll show you, you primates! 1081 01:14:45,520 --> 01:14:49,720 I'll make you suffer like the bloody all-suffering martyrs! 1082 01:14:50,040 --> 01:14:52,800 Giordano Bruno will be the happiest guy compared to you! 1083 01:14:53,120 --> 01:14:55,760 - Boss, We are not scared, - You morons, come here! 1084 01:14:56,240 --> 01:14:58,000 What about our impeccable service? 1085 01:14:58,320 --> 01:14:59,800 - You idiots! - Boss!,,, 1086 01:15:00,120 --> 01:15:04,200 - Just you wait! - He won't catch us! He's lame! 1087 01:15:04,520 --> 01:15:07,280 Get out of here! Get out of my sight! 1088 01:15:07,600 --> 01:15:09,080 We live in a free country! 1089 01:15:11,760 --> 01:15:13,040 Debiles! 1090 01:15:16,400 --> 01:15:17,680 Pigs,,, 1091 01:15:21,520 --> 01:15:23,440 And where is my car? 1092 01:15:26,440 --> 01:15:28,120 Where is my convertible? 1093 01:15:37,480 --> 01:15:39,120 What the hell is going on? 1094 01:16:53,320 --> 01:16:54,600 The instrument, 1095 01:16:56,200 --> 01:16:57,480 The pliers, 1096 01:17:06,600 --> 01:17:08,160 I can't work in such conditions! 1097 01:17:08,480 --> 01:17:11,000 Can't you two boars hold one little piglet? 1098 01:17:11,320 --> 01:17:14,040 Don't you teach us, It's not mincing pork for you, 1099 01:17:14,640 --> 01:17:17,280 Okay, let's give it some anesthesia, 1100 01:17:18,000 --> 01:17:22,200 Don't move, You didn't expect me? 1101 01:17:23,400 --> 01:17:25,200 Your Daddy is back, 1102 01:17:26,520 --> 01:17:29,240 Leave the piglet alone, you sadists, 1103 01:17:31,600 --> 01:17:33,680 Or I'll kill all of you! 1104 01:17:41,520 --> 01:17:43,520 Come to me, Snoutie, 1105 01:18:03,560 --> 01:18:07,520 Oh, let me go free,,, 1106 01:18:09,200 --> 01:18:12,320 Guests at the wedding,,, 1107 01:18:14,480 --> 01:18:15,840 ,,,sang and danced, 1108 01:18:22,760 --> 01:18:26,200 What's going on here? 1109 01:18:29,600 --> 01:18:30,880 Igor! 1110 01:18:32,680 --> 01:18:34,560 Let me explain everything, 1111 01:18:34,880 --> 01:18:37,120 Let me explain everything, too, 1112 01:18:37,440 --> 01:18:40,040 After all, I'm in my own house, 1113 01:18:43,080 --> 01:18:45,600 You beasts! 1114 01:19:06,360 --> 01:19:09,480 Honey, Happy birthday, 1115 01:19:13,000 --> 01:19:14,280 Thank you, 1116 01:19:20,240 --> 01:19:24,240 - Diamond Special? - Well, yes, special, 1117 01:19:25,440 --> 01:19:26,720 From my collection? 1118 01:19:28,160 --> 01:19:31,800 And so? I can’t drink some petty Courvoisier on your birthday, 1119 01:19:33,480 --> 01:19:35,320 Courvoisier, Right, 1120 01:19:35,880 --> 01:19:39,360 And here's to Igor for Ira,,, 1121 01:19:46,200 --> 01:19:48,400 - Where is the,,, - What? 1122 01:19:48,760 --> 01:19:51,120 - Where is the,,, - What? 1123 01:19:52,960 --> 01:19:54,240 Damn,,, 1124 01:19:56,760 --> 01:19:58,600 An unexpected New Year's surprise,,, 1125 01:19:59,000 --> 01:20:01,440 ,,, happened to Platon Koroedov, ,,, 1126 01:20:01,760 --> 01:20:05,160 ,,, Director of Improvement,,, 1127 01:20:05,480 --> 01:20:07,120 ,,, at the Department of Development, 1128 01:20:07,440 --> 01:20:10,200 A bribe of 400 thousand Euros in marked bills,,, 1129 01:20:10,520 --> 01:20:13,240 ,,, and the compliment of handcuffs and police escort, 1130 01:20:13,560 --> 01:20:15,680 Mister Koroedov was caught red-handed,,, 1131 01:20:16,000 --> 01:20:17,800 ,,, by law-enforcing men,,, 1132 01:20:18,120 --> 01:20:20,240 ,,, in his own office, 1133 01:20:20,560 --> 01:20:24,320 And now, instead of Christmas holidays on the Maldives, ,,, 1134 01:20:24,640 --> 01:20:28,920 ,,, the dirty official is in for a trip to the Non-Black Earth Belt, 1135 01:20:29,440 --> 01:20:31,800 Non-Black Earth Belt? Is it some kind of a resort? 1136 01:20:32,560 --> 01:20:34,680 I wanna go there! 1137 01:20:39,000 --> 01:20:41,240 Igor! Are you all right? 1138 01:20:41,680 --> 01:20:42,960 No, 1139 01:20:44,680 --> 01:20:46,320 I'm not all right! 1140 01:20:51,000 --> 01:20:52,280 No, 1141 01:21:01,640 --> 01:21:03,720 'Podberezov is a piece of shit!' 1142 01:21:05,400 --> 01:21:09,200 Aha, I'll start from him,,, 1143 01:21:10,920 --> 01:21:12,720 That homespun liberal, 1144 01:21:14,160 --> 01:21:16,520 It's time,,, 1145 01:21:17,000 --> 01:21:19,960 ,,, to suppress all this opposition! 1146 01:21:23,000 --> 01:21:25,360 Igor? Have you fallen ill? 1147 01:21:26,720 --> 01:21:29,720 Come on, Put the camera here, 1148 01:21:32,280 --> 01:21:34,200 - Are you recording everything? - Yes, 1149 01:21:35,000 --> 01:21:36,280 Okay then, 1150 01:21:36,600 --> 01:21:38,280 By this fire action,,, 1151 01:21:38,600 --> 01:21:43,400 ,,, I want to put an end to corrupt schemes of Podberezov, 1152 01:21:48,080 --> 01:21:50,600 - Do you have the lighter? - Yes, 1153 01:21:51,360 --> 01:21:54,000 Let the public know about this, 1154 01:21:58,600 --> 01:22:02,160 The game leaves the den to look for the hunter, 1155 01:22:03,080 --> 01:22:04,760 Howdy, brother-in-law, 1156 01:22:07,200 --> 01:22:09,000 Today is your lucky day,,, 1157 01:22:09,320 --> 01:22:10,920 ,,, you've been dreaming about! 1158 01:22:12,520 --> 01:22:13,960 Come here, boy, 1159 01:22:19,000 --> 01:22:21,040 Put your camera over here to have a good view,,, 1160 01:22:21,360 --> 01:22:25,280 ,,, of everything, Keep filming it, Come on, 1161 01:22:27,600 --> 01:22:29,560 At last I'm going to do it, 1162 01:22:30,280 --> 01:22:32,960 How did you call it? Performance? 1163 01:22:33,360 --> 01:22:35,040 Installation? Okay then, 1164 01:22:35,360 --> 01:22:37,120 Hold him tight, 1165 01:22:38,120 --> 01:22:41,440 Now your wish will be fulfilled, 1166 01:22:42,560 --> 01:22:45,280 - Let's begin, - No! Stop it! 1167 01:22:55,080 --> 01:22:56,360 Okay, eh, 1168 01:22:58,040 --> 01:22:59,320 Find some job, ,,, 1169 01:23:00,280 --> 01:23:01,920 ,,, you, hedgeborn Trotskyist, 1170 01:23:02,960 --> 01:23:04,760 And don't you dare to come here again, 1171 01:23:10,280 --> 01:23:12,240 Podberezov, have you lost your mind? 1172 01:23:14,320 --> 01:23:15,600 Are you all right? 1173 01:23:16,440 --> 01:23:18,720 It was a touch-and-go, 1174 01:23:23,240 --> 01:23:24,520 Podberezov! 1175 01:23:25,520 --> 01:23:27,640 Igor! What's going on with you, can you explain? 1176 01:23:28,000 --> 01:23:29,840 I'll explain all right, 1177 01:23:31,120 --> 01:23:34,600 Aha, I bet it's Zuev, 1178 01:23:35,880 --> 01:23:39,520 I'll show this victim of hygiene now, 1179 01:23:40,280 --> 01:23:41,640 I'm starting to explain, 1180 01:23:44,360 --> 01:23:48,800 See? Bright and early,,, 1181 01:23:49,640 --> 01:23:51,560 ,,, your groom came to our doors, 1182 01:23:52,160 --> 01:23:55,360 He brought a bouquet for you, that bloody shit-shark, 1183 01:23:55,840 --> 01:23:58,240 Give it to me, Give it to me! 1184 01:23:58,640 --> 01:24:00,880 - See? - Just in a neighborly way, 1185 01:24:02,240 --> 01:24:05,760 In a neighborly way? Take that! Take that! 1186 01:24:06,080 --> 01:24:09,760 You, Mister Watercloset! Get out! 1187 01:24:10,560 --> 01:24:13,160 May you drown in the sewage! 1188 01:24:13,520 --> 01:24:15,240 You are no neighbor to me! 1189 01:24:16,160 --> 01:24:17,840 Darned Roly-Poly! 1190 01:24:32,840 --> 01:24:34,640 Igor, what's going on? 1191 01:24:34,960 --> 01:24:37,240 You woke up on the wrong side of the bed or what? 1192 01:24:37,720 --> 01:24:40,840 I woke up on the right side of the bed, 1193 01:24:41,800 --> 01:24:44,600 That's why there will be no birthday party,,, 1194 01:24:45,760 --> 01:24:47,560 ,,, and no New Year's party! 1195 01:24:47,880 --> 01:24:49,800 There will be no guests,,, 1196 01:24:50,520 --> 01:24:54,360 - ,,, - and no nothing! - Absolutely insane, 1197 01:24:58,240 --> 01:25:01,040 I'll break the loop of time! 1198 01:25:01,560 --> 01:25:04,480 Ambulance? My husband has gone mad! 1199 01:25:06,560 --> 01:25:08,400 He has nailed my brother to the pavement! 1200 01:25:08,720 --> 01:25:11,120 I will turn back the wheel of history! 1201 01:25:11,640 --> 01:25:13,760 Now he intends to turn back the wheel of history! 1202 01:25:15,920 --> 01:25:18,560 He grabbed the rifle and is raging about the sitting room, 1203 01:25:20,640 --> 01:25:22,960 Oh, no, he is not drunken! 1204 01:25:27,280 --> 01:25:30,160 Must be my mother-in-law, 1205 01:25:31,680 --> 01:25:33,520 I shouldn't let her into the house, ,,, 1206 01:25:34,320 --> 01:25:35,960 ,,, and then nothing bad will happen, 1207 01:25:37,320 --> 01:25:39,640 Not to let her into the house,,, 1208 01:25:41,760 --> 01:25:43,240 Write down the address,,, 1209 01:26:06,480 --> 01:26:08,000 What?! 1210 01:26:08,360 --> 01:26:10,080 I can't believe it! 1211 01:26:10,920 --> 01:26:13,280 Hey, what's wrong with you? 1212 01:26:13,680 --> 01:26:15,840 Don't you hear the doorbell ringing? 1213 01:26:16,160 --> 01:26:19,200 - How come? - I arrived yesterday, 1214 01:26:19,520 --> 01:26:21,800 You were fast asleep, so we decided not to wake you up, 1215 01:26:23,480 --> 01:26:26,640 - And where's the horse? - What? 1216 01:26:27,320 --> 01:26:30,200 What? - The horse in the coat! 1217 01:26:31,040 --> 01:26:34,360 Ah, the horse, We put it in the basement, 1218 01:26:34,840 --> 01:26:36,360 You mean Ira told you? 1219 01:26:37,080 --> 01:26:38,480 I wanted to make a surprise, 1220 01:26:39,040 --> 01:26:40,720 And who is there? 1221 01:26:42,360 --> 01:26:43,960 Hold it for me, mommy, 1222 01:26:44,440 --> 01:26:46,000 Hold it, 1223 01:26:52,280 --> 01:26:53,560 Aha! 1224 01:26:54,760 --> 01:26:58,240 And here's a tales spinner! 1225 01:26:58,960 --> 01:27:02,160 So? Going to the seaside at my expense? 1226 01:27:05,080 --> 01:27:07,400 Get out! 1227 01:27:12,560 --> 01:27:13,840 Damn,,, 1228 01:27:23,280 --> 01:27:24,640 I didn't get you, 1229 01:27:48,040 --> 01:27:49,320 - Hi, - Hi, 1230 01:27:49,640 --> 01:27:52,960 So, who is ill? Who has the not so pretty symptoms? 1231 01:27:53,280 --> 01:27:55,600 Who is being inadequate? 1232 01:27:56,240 --> 01:27:59,680 - This one here, - Sorting out his presents, 1233 01:28:09,280 --> 01:28:11,280 I hate you! 1234 01:28:11,920 --> 01:28:13,200 Aha, 1235 01:28:25,920 --> 01:28:29,560 So, you are Igor Podberezov, right? 1236 01:28:31,000 --> 01:28:33,160 I guess I am, 1237 01:28:34,440 --> 01:28:35,720 And who are you? 1238 01:28:37,480 --> 01:28:39,000 You are not from my dream, 1239 01:28:39,320 --> 01:28:41,680 What dream, my dear man? 1240 01:28:42,320 --> 01:28:45,320 A lethargic one, Are you sick or what? 1241 01:28:45,640 --> 01:28:47,360 Oh, yes, I am very sick, 1242 01:28:47,680 --> 01:28:49,240 Igor, what do you think,,, 1243 01:28:50,400 --> 01:28:53,000 ,,, about going to a sanatorium,,, 1244 01:28:53,560 --> 01:28:57,200 ,,, for a couple of weeks? You'll calm your nerves, ,,, 1245 01:28:57,640 --> 01:28:59,720 ,,, will take vitamins,,, 1246 01:29:00,040 --> 01:29:02,000 ,,, and will enjoy jet showers, 1247 01:29:02,320 --> 01:29:05,440 And then you'll be fit as a fiddle, What would you say? 1248 01:29:05,960 --> 01:29:08,960 You'll just put on a jacket and off you go, 1249 01:29:09,320 --> 01:29:11,280 Off you go, off you go, 1250 01:29:11,600 --> 01:29:13,640 Hey, you, Mr, Powderpill, you nuts or what? 1251 01:29:14,640 --> 01:29:17,800 What sanatorium are you talking about? 1252 01:29:18,120 --> 01:29:21,160 You want to lock me up in a madhouse? 1253 01:29:21,840 --> 01:29:24,120 Tell your leeches to leave me alone,,, 1254 01:29:24,560 --> 01:29:28,320 ,,, or I'll smash your head, you darned enema! 1255 01:29:28,640 --> 01:29:30,440 Let me go! 1256 01:29:33,400 --> 01:29:35,240 - The straightjacket,,, - Leave me alone,,, 1257 01:29:35,560 --> 01:29:38,680 - You holding him? - Don't you touch me! 1258 01:29:42,840 --> 01:29:44,280 Get him, 1259 01:29:45,440 --> 01:29:50,160 Wait, Ah, I know you! You are from the Prosecutor's! 1260 01:29:50,560 --> 01:29:54,160 Let's go quickly, I'm a witness! 1261 01:29:54,520 --> 01:29:58,640 - A witness of what? - A witness of everything! 1262 01:29:59,680 --> 01:30:02,640 Is he a member of the Sect of Witnesses or what? 1263 01:30:02,960 --> 01:30:06,200 He has gone mad, Though, he didn't drink at all, 1264 01:30:06,800 --> 01:30:08,760 But who are you? 1265 01:30:10,920 --> 01:30:13,280 I'm from the Prosecutor's office, 1266 01:30:13,600 --> 01:30:14,920 I've an order,,, 1267 01:30:15,480 --> 01:30:19,040 ,,, to take citizen Podberezov for interrogation, 1268 01:30:19,640 --> 01:30:21,360 - Right, - Can't you see he's cuckoo? 1269 01:30:21,840 --> 01:30:24,000 He needs medical treatment 1270 01:30:24,320 --> 01:30:26,720 And it can only be done,,, 1271 01:30:27,040 --> 01:30:29,400 ,,, in a special institution, 1272 01:30:29,760 --> 01:30:31,560 Don't you touch me! 1273 01:30:31,960 --> 01:30:34,720 I'm a deputy and a witness! 1274 01:30:35,320 --> 01:30:36,960 I want to go to the Prosecutor's! 1275 01:30:37,520 --> 01:30:38,880 I'm a very important witness, 1276 01:30:39,200 --> 01:30:42,080 I'll tell you everything about corruption,,, 1277 01:30:42,640 --> 01:30:45,020 ,,, in the higher walks of power, 1278 01:30:46,280 --> 01:30:47,840 - Corruption? - Yes! 1279 01:30:48,800 --> 01:30:50,560 - In the higher walks? - Yes! 1280 01:30:54,360 --> 01:30:55,640 He's mad, 1281 01:30:57,000 --> 01:30:59,160 - Take him away, - You'll tell us everything, ,,, 1282 01:30:59,840 --> 01:31:01,640 - ,,, and I'll gladly hear you out, - Oh! 1283 01:31:01,640 --> 01:31:03,900 It hurts,,, 1284 01:31:03,920 --> 01:31:06,720 Oh oh oh! 1285 01:31:12,720 --> 01:31:15,080 Strings of summer rain began to sing 1286 01:31:15,560 --> 01:31:17,440 People hiding under canopies 1287 01:31:18,600 --> 01:31:21,040 But there is one man who doesn't hide 1288 01:31:21,440 --> 01:31:23,280 Walking calmly in the state of peace 1289 01:31:23,960 --> 01:31:26,800 Neither heavy rain nor thunderstorm 1290 01:31:27,280 --> 01:31:29,480 frightened him, a funny smiling guy 1291 01:31:29,880 --> 01:31:32,160 Walks away he oh so full of joy 1292 01:31:32,480 --> 01:31:37,560 Oh and my, he’s real mad,,, 1293 01:31:38,440 --> 01:31:39,720 Get in, 1294 01:31:41,720 --> 01:31:44,760 What a shame, You must get divorces urgently, 1295 01:31:46,400 --> 01:31:48,000 Today, on the New Year's Eve, 1296 01:31:48,320 --> 01:31:50,200 the deputy of the City Duma 1297 01:31:50,520 --> 01:31:53,880 Nikolai Podberezov had a nervous breakdown, 1298 01:31:54,200 --> 01:31:56,120 So now, instead of Christmas holidays, 1299 01:31:56,440 --> 01:31:58,200 he'll have to spend some time 1300 01:31:58,520 --> 01:32:00,280 in one of the city's best clinics, 1301 01:32:00,640 --> 01:32:03,760 We hope to see Mr, Podberezov well soon 1302 01:32:04,080 --> 01:32:05,400 and back at his work, 1303 01:32:05,720 --> 01:32:09,640 We wish him soonest recovery, 1304 01:32:12,720 --> 01:32:14,000 Look, 1305 01:32:14,480 --> 01:32:17,200 maybe we'll palm you off to Zuev? 1306 01:32:18,440 --> 01:32:19,840 Palm me off? 1307 01:32:20,160 --> 01:32:22,320 I'm not some multi-cooker at the flea market! 1308 01:32:22,960 --> 01:32:25,720 What an idiot you are! 1309 01:32:26,040 --> 01:32:28,120 Just think about this cool combination, 1310 01:32:28,840 --> 01:32:30,560 You sell the house to Zuev, 1311 01:32:31,000 --> 01:32:32,280 marry him and return the money, 1312 01:32:32,600 --> 01:32:34,120 People, open windows and look out 1313 01:32:34,520 --> 01:32:36,480 at the rain that flickers like mirage 1314 01:32:37,520 --> 01:32:39,840 Let us wish this funny smiling man 1315 01:32:40,160 --> 01:32:42,120 lots of happiness and bon voyage! 1316 01:32:42,840 --> 01:32:45,640 Maybe he's in love or maybe he 1317 01:32:46,040 --> 01:32:48,200 Saw a flock of birds high in the sky 1318 01:32:48,720 --> 01:32:51,480 Walks away he oh so full of joy 1319 01:32:51,960 --> 01:32:54,160 He is happy - doesn't matter why! 1320 01:32:54,480 --> 01:32:57,120 Walks away he oh so full of joy 1321 01:32:57,640 --> 01:32:59,880 He is happy - doesn't matter why! 1322 01:33:09,020 --> 01:33:12,740 It's good! 1323 01:34:21,000 --> 01:34:23,000 Translated by Svetlana Chulkova - 1324 01:34:23,000 --> 01:34:25,200 Subtitled by SubStudio on Mosfilmovskaya St, & DMSD - 1325 01:34:25,200 --> 01:34:27,740 Supervised by Oleg Lubske, DomMedia Holding - 1326 01:34:28,740 --> 01:34:32,460 The end of the film